Minecraft player jokes
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can’t defeat cancer!
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
What do gay Minecraft players do?
Stare at their big blocks.
Technoblade be doing skyblock in heaven now.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? So they can at least build a home.
Dream: Speedruns Minecraft.
Technoblade: Speedruns Life.
I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pristiano Penaldo. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him," so I couldn't do a fatality.
I was confused, but I understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished.
Communists don't play Minecraft.
They play Ourcraft.
Community talk
Hey Guys Does everyone live in Texas, near Dallas? In Dallas is a Big "Minecraft Event" with the Name "Minecraft experience". I am a really active Minecraft Player and i dont have the opportunity to travel to the USA. I would pay $40 for the Cape Code. You would have to attend the Minecraft experience event and then receive the code. After, You have to send me the Code with E-Mail. I would be very happy. ^^ Best Regards Team Minecraft