My cousin asked me "What do you think was going through Hitlers mind right before he died"
I told him "Probably a bullet"
I was reading a book one day, when I suddenly hear a sound. It was the grim reaper. I ignore it and continue reading my book. Suddenly I realized that I was one of the main characters, which, at the end, dies. I used to like fireworks. But I'm dead now. Fireworks like a charm, if you don't mind something a little ghostly. What lies beneath your nose and is being picked on? Your boogers.
Me: Tells a racist joke on the internet and no one bats an eye.
Also me: Tells the same joke at KFC and everybody loses their mind.
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bombers mind? His arse.
Your forehead is so big u look like megga mind butt with no super power just a big forehead
I got carded at a liquor store and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out . The cashier said never mind
Whats overcrowded and uncomfortable?
My mind
Everyone's had a mind-blowing day before, just ask JFK.
We all know that Lincoln and Kennedy are the most open-minded presidents in the world
Yo Father. Don't use the baptism bath. I cleaned my anul plug in there.
What?
The holy water gets all the ass of. Don't mind the white stuff. *clears throat*
yur forehead is so big it makes mega minds head look small
My friend; you lit my mind: that's what the lighter said to my thighs
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?
Well, probably their kneecaps.
Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette and one's mind will be blown away.
"Want to hear a joke about pizza never mind it is to cheesy" -Hello YOU MORON ITS *TOO not TO, IM GOING TO EAT YOU ALIVE AND RIP OUT YOUR PROSTATE
Guy: Are you tired His “Crush”: No Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day His “Crush”: That’s sweet. Guy: I’m joking you don’t look like you do any running
Me: Wanna hear a joke? Person: Sure Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life. But my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning Person: Dear god..
Have you driven through Dealey plaza it will blow your mind~john f. Kennedy
Have you seen the inside of Ford's theatre it will blow your mind~abraham Lincoln
A guy walks into a restaurant and orders Turtle soup . The waiter hollers “One Turtle Soup”. A moment later the guy calls the waiter over and says, I’ve changed my mind , I would like Pea Soup The waiter hollers “ Hold The Turtle and Make It Pea “
