Milking Stool jokes
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? -- Because the cow has the udder.
Why does a milking stool have 3 legs?
Because the cow has the udder one.
How do you think they found out cows produce milk?
Two kids having fun in the barn.
Old Mother Riley, had a fat cow.
She milked it and milked it but didn't know how, she pulled his tail, pulled his tits. Old Mother Riley was covered in sh!t.
Man: Cow milk is drinkable.
Other man: How do you know that?
Man: *smiles with milk all over mouth*
Other man: John...h-how do you know that!