Milking Stool jokes

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? -- Because the cow has the udder.

Why does a milking stool have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder one.

What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.

how do you fit 4 gay guys on a stool?

you flip it over.

Child: *drinking milk*

Farmer: Hey, what are you doing?

Child: Oh, I just milked one of your cows.

Farmer: We don't have any cows, we only have bulls.

Child: *realizes*

Why do four polish heteroflexable men like to suck on four of the cow's udders? Because a bull has only one.