Milk before cereal jokes
Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.
Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.
Me: Do you take milk before cereal, or cereal before milk?
The adult person I asked: Cereal?
Me: I take the bowl first! What do you do? Do you just pour everything on the table and then eat it?
The person: Yes.
Me: WHAT?!!!??!!
Memes
when your mom finds out you pour milk before cereal
I am a racist, and I put my milk before cereal. Well, to be honest, that was when I had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some... then he left.
Now when I see a black guy, I yell, "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt!"
Why do orphans have water with cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy!
My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
My dad went out for milk. It's been 15 years and I still have to eat my cereal dry.