Military Service jokes

So, a guy is evading the draft. The cops bang on his door, and he runs out the back, through an alleyway onto a road. He finds a nun and asks if he can hide under her blouse. She complies, and the cops walk by and don't see them. The man comes back up from under the nun's blouse and says, "Hey man, you've got a pair of balls!" The nun says, "I didn't wanna be drafted either..."

Why are there so few Arab soldiers? Because they always commit suicide on their first day.

You're so boring that you make war veterans die quicker, and yet they're still on life support.

We need more women in the military! They can bleed for weeks and still not die!

what do you call 6 gay men in WWII?

Rainbow Six Siege.

Which branch of the military accepts toddlers? The infantry.

My dad has the heart of a soldier, and a restraining order from the soldier's family.

Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.