Military Service jokes

You're so boring that you make war veterans die quicker, and yet they're still on life support.

Why are there so few Arab soldiers? Because they always commit suicide on their first day.

What is the best way to run away from home?

Join the military.

If you go to the military and you get sent to a country, how many heads will you blow off?

That number is how many dicks you suck.

I joined the military for the group showers.

Going in a military.

The last thing I heard from them is: "Goodbye!"

What does Army stand for?

Ain't Ready to be a Marine Yet.

So, a guy is evading the draft. The cops bang on his door, and he runs out the back, through an alleyway onto a road. He finds a nun and asks if he can hide under her blouse. She complies, and the cops walk by and don't see them. The man comes back up from under the nun's blouse and says, "Hey man, you've got a pair of balls!" The nun says, "I didn't wanna be drafted either..."