What's the worst part about microwaving vegetables
Fittig the wheelchair in
What do you call it when a midget waves at you? A microwave
How do turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put him in the microwave until his bill withers
What's red and bubbly and scratches at the microwave glass? A baby in the microwave
How long does it take for 5 babies to die in the microwave?
I don't know, I can't count while I masturbate.......
What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
The microwave doesn't brown the meat.
How long does it take to blow up a baby in the microwave?
I don't know I close my eyes when I masterbate....
