Mexican jokes jokes
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
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What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
A Mexican was doing a magic trick. He said, "uno, dos," then disappeared without a trace.
Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos?
Because the sign says "No Tres passing."
What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos.
Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.