Mexican jokes jokes
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
A Mexican boy said, "I can't do this." Then a guy says, "You can do it, we are Mexican, not Mexicant."
Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos?
Because the sign says "No Tres passing."
Why doesn't Mexico win any medals in the summer Olympics anymore?
Because all the Mexicans that can run, swim, or jump are already here.
Why does Mexico not have a good athletics team? Because anyone who can run or jump is already over the wall.
What is a Mexican's only obstacle?
Border patrol.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
What do you call a Mexican who's lost his car?
Carlos.
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