Mexican culture jokes

What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.

What is a Mexican's favorite move in a video game?

Wall jumping.

I bOi jug go CMC?

A Mexican was doing a magic trick. He said, "uno, dos," then disappeared without a trace.

Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos?

Because the sign says "No Tres passing."

What's a Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross country.

What’s a Mexican’s favorite sport?

Cross-country.

What is Mexico's favorite sport? Cross country.