Mexican culture jokes

What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.

What is a Mexican's favorite move in a video game?

Wall jumping.

I bOi jug go CMC?

What’s a Mexican’s favorite sport?

Cross-country.

A Mexican was doing a magic trick. He said, "uno, dos," then disappeared without a trace.

Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos?

Because the sign says "No Tres passing."

Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.