What do you call it when you baptize a mexacan? Bean dip!
What do you call an avocado that got shot? Glockamole.
I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well, it was more of a wrap.
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Taco Bell going out of business
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?
I don't know but man can it pick lettuce.
