Merit jokes

Perfect

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No one has the right to look down on others unless you're perfect, and looking down on others is not perfect either.

It's just true.

Toaster

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And the lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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  • Lottery

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    I won the lottery for a million dollars today, so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity.

    I now have $999,999.75.

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