Mentally handicapped jokes

Dick

What's the hardest thing when working with the severely mentally handicapped?

My dick.

President

A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.

And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"

Orphan

What did the blind, deaf, mentally handicapped orphan get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Trump

Trump should be grateful for DEI.

How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?

Trump

I don't laugh at Trump.

I was taught to NEVER make fun of the mentally handicapped.

Community

Like usual, I missed a bunch of important messages and replies because you mentally handicapped dickwads created so many stupid posts and buried the important ones. Seriously, either go touch some grass or kys. It's simple.