Mentally handicapped jokes

What's the hardest thing when working with the severely mentally handicapped?

My dick.

A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.

And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"

What did the blind, deaf, mentally handicapped orphan get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Trump should be grateful for DEI.

How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?

I don't laugh at Trump.

I was taught to NEVER make fun of the mentally handicapped.

If a special ed kid is late to class, is it okay to call me a little tardy?

What did the mentally retarded kid get on his test?

Drool.

If a midget with down syndrome shows up late for work, is it okay to say she's a little tardy?

I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day. He told me he was into rock music. He told me his favorite song was "Down With The Syndrome." Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.

What do you call a midget with autism?

A weetard.