Men's Health jokes

I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.

You have to have real balls to face prostate cancer.

Just not for long!

Why don’t we just call blue balls a cummy ache?

I go in to get a prostate exam. I'm nervous, but the doctor says it's all natural and needs to be done.

So he pulls down my pants and sticks one finger up my ass. I feel it go deeper inside, feeling for abnormalities.

That's when I realize his hands are on my shoulders.

It ain't always easy having erectile dysfunction, but it sure as hell ain't hard.

Men wake up with a boner.

Women wake up yawning.

Coincidence?

Condoms? HA! Those are for pussies!

New study reveals that women slightly overweight live longer... than the men who mention it.