Men's Health jokes
I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.
Why don’t we just call blue balls a cummy ache?
You have to have real balls to face prostate cancer.
Just not for long!
The only thing worse for a man than the end of the world is a testicular clinic.
I go in to get a prostate exam. I'm nervous, but the doctor says it's all natural and needs to be done.
So he pulls down my pants and sticks one finger up my ass. I feel it go deeper inside, feeling for abnormalities.
That's when I realize his hands are on my shoulders.
It ain't always easy having erectile dysfunction, but it sure as hell ain't hard.
Men wake up with a boner.
Women wake up yawning.
Coincidence?
Condoms? HA! Those are for pussies!
Why did the heterosexual man put a mask on his cock to protect himself from COVID? Silly boy.