Men's Health jokes

I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.

You have to have real balls to face prostate cancer.

Just not for long!

Why don’t we just call blue balls a cummy ache?

The only thing worse for a man than the end of the world is a testicular clinic.

I go in to get a prostate exam. I'm nervous, but the doctor says it's all natural and needs to be done.

So he pulls down my pants and sticks one finger up my ass. I feel it go deeper inside, feeling for abnormalities.

That's when I realize his hands are on my shoulders.

It ain't always easy having erectile dysfunction, but it sure as hell ain't hard.

Men wake up with a boner.

Women wake up yawning.

Coincidence?

Condoms? HA! Those are for pussies!

A guy is at home and he's about to go get a physical at the doctor's office. When he gets there, the doctor says, "Brian, you're going to have to stop masturbating." He asked the doc why? The doc said, "So I can examine you!"