Men toe jokes

Circumcision

Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.

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  • Ankle

    You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles. If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you.

    Thumb

    My wife asked me to help cure her from sucking her thumb. So I drew a cock on it.

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  • Penis

    For boys, life is a lot like a penis: simple, soft, straight, relaxed, and hanging freely......... then a woman makes it really hard.πŸ˜©πŸ˜‰πŸ˜

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