Men toe jokes

What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?

Men toes.

What do cannibals eat to freshen their teeth?

Mentos.

What's a cannibal's favorite snack?

Men toes! 😂🤣

Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.

My wife asked me to help cure her from sucking her thumb. So I drew a cock on it.

Broke my toenail yesterday. I'm now presenting you puns/jokes:

1. "Yeah, I broke my toenail, wanna see phoTOES?" 2. "I'm tired of bandaging my toe! Oh. My. GAUZE."

For boys, life is a lot like a penis: simple, soft, straight, relaxed, and hanging freely......... then a woman makes it really hard.😩😉😏

I wish I was a toe because I want to be banged all day.