Memes - Page 197 - Worst Jokes Ever

Story

26 views · Chri5 · 3 years ago

*Explosion in background*

A four-panel comic shows a crying man with glasses saying "You need to be more inclusive and tell LGBTQ stories to your children!!" A buff, bearded man replies "OK." In the next panel, the crying man is even more upset. The buff man says to a small boy "Son, this is the story of Sodom and Gomorrah..." An explosion is in the background.

Building

25 views · Inessa :) · 3 years ago

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message asks, "are you ok", and the response is, "You ever realized that buildings dont make earth any heavier cuz all the materials were already on it.", followed by "I'm fine."

Building

15 views · Inessa :) · 3 years ago

me when i realized that buildings don't make earth any heavier cuz all the materials were already used on it.

A grayscale image of a stuffed dolphin with a tie around its neck. It has a single tear under its eye. Text below says: "And they ask you how you are, and you just have to say you're fine when you're not really fine."

Spiderman

32 views · Dick ass · 3 years ago

Mom just bought me this new awesome game!

A black and white image of cartoon Spiderman in a field, looking shocked. Another figure, also in black and white, is in the background. The text on top says "Spiderman Back To Work."

Toaster

47 views · Fellow · 3 years ago

A toaster is presented as a bath bomb with the text "THE LAST BATH BOMB YOU'LL EVER NEED!!!! NOW ON SALE!!!! 50% OFF".

Pyramid

44 views · God Pt.2 · 3 years ago

The image shows the Eiffel Tower in Paris with several pyramid-shaped UFOs flying around it. The text above the image reads: "Nobody: History channel at 3 AM:".

Fact

64 views · God Pt.2 · 3 years ago

A still from a scene in the Disney movie "Beauty and the Beast" showing Belle looking at the Beast. Text on top of the image reads: "FACT: Belle did NOT know the beast could turn into a human, she was fully prepared to bang him as is."

Cold War

82 views · God Pt.2 · 3 years ago

Cold war

The image shows a close-up of a bottle cap with the text "Oh a hot day refresh yourself with a cold war" printed inside. The background is blurred but shows a red bottle with the hammer and sickle symbol and the word "LENINADE".

Pray

154 views · hayden💯💯💯 · 3 years ago

me when I go to my grandma's

A chipmunk with very full cheeks looks slightly startled. The text says: When you already started eating and someone says "Let's pray".

Dora

7 views · LoveIy Perv · 3 years ago

A picture of Dora the Explorer and Boots. Dora is saying, "I'M DORA!" and below, it says "CAN YOU HELP ME FIND WHO ASKED?"

Hand sanitizer

90 views · hayden💯💯💯 · 3 years ago

Fr

The image shows the text "Me: *puts on hand sanitizer* A cut I never knew existed:" above an image of Elmo from Sesame Street, who appears to be in flames and is yelling in pain.

Morning

30 views · hayden💯💯💯 · 3 years ago

goofy ahh

The image is a two-panel comparison. The top panel shows a woman smiling and stretching in bed, with the text "Girls in the morning:". The bottom panel shows several hotdog buns with a sausage placed in one, with the text "Boys in the morning:".

Class

15 views · Inessa :) · 3 years ago

Two side-by-side images of a brown monkey puppet looking sideways with wide eyes. The text overlay reads: "me when i join a new class and i ghosted half the people in there".

Boyfriend

46 views · Inessa :) · 3 years ago

The image shows two parts. The top part is a screenshot of a text message conversation between 'My Crush' and another person. 'My Crush' asks three questions: What is the missing vowel? A, E, ?, O, U, What is the opposite of hate? and What is the opposite of me? The answers received are I, Love, and My boyfriend, respectively. Below the screenshot are two pictures of the Kermit the Frog. In the first picture, Kermit is looking at the phone. In the second one Kermit is on the floor with hands on his chest in a painful position.

Eye test

38 views · God Pt.2 · 3 years ago

A letter from NHS Foundation Trust to Mr Andrew Lang, confirming his next eye appointment on Tuesday 1 March 2016 at 12:45pm. The letter is dated 17 February 2016.

Movie

58 views · hayden💯💯💯 · 3 years ago

My mom:what movie do u want to see. Me:uhhh-

A black and white movie poster of a bear, with white powder surrounding it. The movie title "Cocaine Bear" is written in red letters. Below the title it says, "Get in line February 24."

Cake

38 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

It was my math teachers birthday a few days ago and i sent him this meme

A cake in the shape of a calculator with the text "Perfect cake for" above it. The cake also has several math equations that equal 43, along with the text "Congratulations on 43 years of service". At the bottom, it says "Your maths teacher's Birthday" with a winking face and laughing emojis.

Dinosaur

33 views · Inessa :) · 3 years ago

6 year old me in bible study trying to figure out where the dinosaurs were

The image shows a four-panel grid of a woman with a confused expression. In the background, there are mathematical formulas and a drawing of a cone. The formulas are: "y=ax²+bx+c", "(x,x)=-b/2a" and "V=1/3πr²h".

Distance

16 views · God Pt.2 · 3 years ago

The image shows two frames. In the top frame, a person with a blurry face and camo clothing is firing a rifle at a target in a field. Another person is standing in the background. In the bottom frame, a man with a hat is standing on a road and looking at the camera with a smile on his face. Text on the image reads: "Adam: The next distance we'll be firing from is 500 yards. The distance of your average restraining order."

Homie

55 views · hayden💯💯💯 · 3 years ago

Bruh

The image shows a person with a disturbing facial expression with the text 'When you realize your homie is asleep and two testicals are worth 70,000.'