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Heroin Monkey

The image shows a two-panel cartoon. In the first panel, two figures are depicted. One on the left with a turban states three rules: "no wishing for death", "no falling in love", and "no bring back dead people." In the second panel, the same turbaned figure states, "There are 4 rules" while the other figure says, "I want my rifle to moan when I load a new mag."

Heroin Monkey

A cartoon of Sheen from Jimmy Neutron saying, "BUT MOM IT MEANS BLACK IN SPANISH".

A Star Wars Fan

The image shows several Minecraft characters, including a piglin, a drowned, two wither skeletons, a warden, and a creeper, with the text 'me and the boys about to ruin your hardcore run' above them.

Gummibääääär

A four-panel comic strip shows a person in bed, first trying to sleep while a brain asks a question, then the person says 'yes' and asks the brain to 'shut up'. In the next panel, the brain questions why the person drank a liter of cola before bed, and the final panel shows the person awake with wide eyes.

A Star Wars Fan

The image is a grid of nine photos. Each photo shows a person who is made to look like a celebrity and has a name similar to that of the celebrity. The top row features "Pů Ting," resembling Vladimir Putin, "Yi Long Musk," resembling Elon Musk, and "Di Nhi Rho," resembling Robert De Niro. The second row showcases "Zhorxe Bus," resembling George Bush, "Wok," resembling Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, and "Yuan-i Diệph," resembling Johnny Depp. The bottom row presents "Yin Di Zhêl," resembling Vin Diesel, "Bhra Di Pitth," resembling Brad Pitt, and "Zhong Xina," resembling John Cena.

Heroin Monkey

An image of an older man in military attire, sitting next to a younger person playing video games. The text reads, "When I was your age, I defeated the Nazis in Holland. On Xbox or Playstation?" The second part of the image shows both of them again, and the text reads, "PC you fat retard."

Anonymous

A group of people are sitting at a table and look shocked while a man is standing on the table with his arms wide open. A speech bubble says: "I'm Bruis Best". The text above says: Pov: what Americans see when Scots pull up to the soft drink convention.

Heroin Monkey

A cartoon of Joe Biden is at a podium with a sign that reads "State of the Union". He's saying, "I'm going to go to freddy fnaf pizzeria."

Anonymous

The image shows a two-panel meme. The top panel features an illustration of Mario in a cheerful pose with the text "Invite friends over for 'party'." The bottom panel shows a scene from a Mario game with characters positioned precariously above two large, green, man-eating plants, with the text "Make them fight for their lives above man-eating plant."

Anonymous

A fly wearing a hat is shown with the text "Has 24 hour lifespan. Spends 18 of those hours around me."

Heroin Monkey

A book cover is visible. The title of the book is "Mein Kampfy Chair". The author is named Adolf Hitler. There is an image of Hitler sitting in a comfy armchair.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows three portraits of Albert Einstein, Charles Darwin, and Isaac Newton under the text "People whom are normally thought to be the smartest in the world." Below, there is an image of a silhouette of a person's head with a question mark in place of a face, followed by the text: "The actual smartest person in the world: The guy that made toilet paper turn red when you've finished wiping."

Anonymous

An opossum sits in a hole in the ground. Text overlaid on the image reads: "Mentally, I am not well. Physically? Also no. Spiritually? No."

Anonymous

A raccoon is looking at the camera with the text "Sorry for being annoying. It absolutely will happen again."

Heroin Monkey

A picture of a package of bacon with an arrow pointing to it and the text "Saddam Hussein" above it.

Anonymous

In a digitally created image, a tall werewolf figure with a sword and shield stands in front of a storm with the text: "stay behind me kitten... it's gonna get wild."

Anonymous

A line of six cats walking on a carpet towards the viewer. The first cat is sitting. Light from a window is shining on the carpet.

A Star Wars Fan

A multi-paneled image shows a man on a panel trying to call on an actor. He starts with "Chris!" and three actors respond: Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth, and Chris Pratt. The man then tries to specify "the muscular one," and all three actors claim the title. Finally, the man says "the one playing Peter," at which point Tom Holland raises his hand. Visibly frustrated, the man says, "Oh dang it! Not you Tom!" A final panel shows Tom Hiddleston replying, "What did I do?"

Anonymous

A character with glowing red eyes and dressed in black leather says, "Your meme, it's useful. I'll take it."

Anonymous

The image shows a definition of "Anatidaephobia" which is "The fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you." It adds that Jimmy has anatidaephobia. Under the text is an image of a white duck which is smiling. Under the image are the words "Your ass is mine, Jimmy."

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