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Crack

14 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
A flowchart with the title "Should you buy crack" has a series of questions leading to the decision of buying crack or not. The flowchart starts with the question "Do you have money?", if no, then "Not for crack", if yes, then, a box says "Blasphemy!". After that, questions about job, payment, possession, and finally whether you have a warm hole leading all the way to "Buy some crack"
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  • War

    22 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    The image shows a map of Ukraine with the text "Where we droppin' boys?" above it, and "Fortnite World War 3 - 22.2.2022 patch" below it.
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  • Gift

    18 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    The image shows a large stone head with closed eyes asking, "Your gifts are accepted, what does your mortal heart desire?" Below, a hooded figure answers, "Lord of the Rings Trilogy, completely the same. But the orks sound aggressively French." The hooded figure then asks "...Why?"
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  • Fleshlight

    23 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    A multi-panel image comparing various fleshlight designs and their corresponding levels of perceived intellect. The first row shows a basic fleshlight next to an image of a simple skull. The second row shows a toy car-shaped fleshlight next to an image of a brain with glowing nodes. The third row shows a worm-shaped fleshlight next to an image of a more detailed brain. The fourth row shows a standard fleshlight next to an image of a head with its brain exposed, shining with light rays. The fifth row shows a Hulk Hogan fleshlight next to a photo of a brain with fractal patterns. The sixth row shows a stuffed-crust pizza-themed fleshlight next to an image of a man's body glowing with energy. The last row shows a pizza and pasta-themed fleshlight next to an image of a spiritual man with energy coming out of his body and hands.
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  • Fault

    6 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    The image shows an anime girl, Misha, sitting on the floor with prosthetic legs. A dialogue box above her says, "Oh! Sorry, that was my fault." Below it, another box says, "JESUS CHRIST, DID YOUR MOM GIVE BIRTH ON A MINE FIELD?" Another text box at the bottom says, "Misha: "Wahahatch where you're going~!"
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  • Theory

    25 views · Chunke Monke · 2 years ago

    MatPat’s final theory leaked!

    Three members of the KKK in white robes and hoods are pictured in front of a flag. A green arrow is pointing to the one on the left. The text in green says "THE GOOD GUYS?". The image also contains a 'game theory' logo from the MatPat series.
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  • Air fryer

    5 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    The text in the image says "JUST MADE CRACK IN THE AIR FRYER!!! THE CITY IS MINE".
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  • Trap

    14 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    A four-panel comic strip shows a character reacting to different kinds of traps. The first panel shows a character looking at a venus flytrap and asking, "Why would a fly land on something like this?" The second panel shows the same character looking at a rat trap and saying, "Rats should be ashamed for falling in this trap". The third panel shows the character looking at a bear trap and yelling "BEARS!! This is ridiculous!" The fourth panel shows the character looking at the Communist Manifesto book and happily saying, "Oooo free stuff". The book has portraits of Karl Marx and Frederick Engels.
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  • Bro

    2 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    A series of blue text bubbles, each one using "bro" as the base for a different nickname. The text bubbles are stacked vertically. They read: "bro", "broski", "brotien", "brosicle", "broseph", "brotastic", "Han Brolo", "Broba Fett", "Brotato Chip", "Bromosexual", "Brohemian Rhapsody".
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  • Scientist

    4 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    A man with dark hair wearing a red shirt with a human evolution print, brown pants and dress shoes poses holding a red laptop in his left arm, with his right arm raised and smiling mischievously. The text above the image reads "The mad scientist in his secret laboratory getting ready to press the button that makes a random person in the world shout 'where there's rain, there's bound to be mud!' And then proceed to projectile shit all over the place".
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  • Loser

    3 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    A man is shown in selfie-style, sitting in an airplane seat. The text reads, "If Sal doesn't send me $200 in 12 minutes, everyone on this plane will be tonight's big loser."
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  • Controversy

    27 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    A group of smiling celebrities are taking a selfie. The text says: "POV: You just came out of the shipping container on Epstein island."
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  • Pill

    5 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    An image depicts three children sitting around a table that's covered with various pills. The text above them reads: "grandma is dead so lets eat all of her pills". One of the children also has a text bubble saying: "She Won't Be Needing Those Anymore!"
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  • Meme

    4 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    A person is at their computer, typing on the keyboard. Another person is close and saying "Babe, come to bed", and the first person responds in a speech bubble: "Not now. I gotta post memes for my mentally unstable followers."
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  • Ham

    16 views · Toast ツ · 2 years ago

    The ham is in fact processed

    A slab of processed ham with text describing the ham as an "unholy meat obelisk" and its processing as an "abhorrence" while also saying that it is a “declaration of mankind's contempt for the natural order”.
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  • Drug

    10 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    Two women sitting in a blue tub, covered in cooked spaghetti.
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  • Shrek

    7 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    The image is divided into two sections. The top section shows a shelf labeled "anime" stocked with multiple copies of Shrek DVDs. The bottom section displays a drawing of Shrek with a distorted face, and text that reads "Domo Arigato (in a scottish accent)".
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  • Boy

    3 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    A person is engulfed in flames while another person aims a flamethrower in a forest. The text overlay reads, "I would literally die if a boy did this to me."
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  • Counter

    4 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    A text message exchange where someone asks to play "counter strike" and the reply is "sure i'll go first". Then an image of a damaged counter is sent, followed by the message "Bro wtf".
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  • Work

    10 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    A three-panel comic strip shows two bald stick figures at work. In the first panel, one stick figure holds a frisbee, inviting the other to play after work. In the second panel, the second stick figure declines, saying he is super behind on work. In the third panel, the second stick figure suddenly gets angry after someone mentions playing, yelling that "now's not the time!"
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