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Ant

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

An ant is standing next to a bottle of antacid tablets. A speech bubble above the ant says, "Fuck dude, I'm tripping balls."

Car

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A pregnancy test shows a car engine icon instead of a positive result. Below, text says: "Fuq. That's right. We're having a 2009 Honda civic."

Selfie

Sooploosh MacSchnibble · 2 years ago

A vertical meme layout with three sections. The top section contains text. The middle section shows a picture of a serious-looking Black man holding a white cup. The bottom section contains two comments. The top text reads: "Man legally changes name to 'Big Dick' so that 'these niggas will keep my name out they mouth'". The first comment reads: "He taken a selfie with a security cam?". The second comment reads: "The energy surrounding this man is mythically powerful. Truly he is one we must fear."

Mr Krabs

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The meme consists of four panels. In the first panel, Mr. Krabs has a standard appearance and is speaking to Squidward. The text reads, "Look Mr. Squidward! I Paid Plankton to give me Hormonal Treatment!" In the second panel, Mr. Krabs has large breasts and is speaking. The text reads, "Now I don't need to buy food!! I can just live off mi own Milk!!" In the third panel, Mr. Krabs is slurping milk from his own breast. The text reads, "MMMMM MMMM 'Slurrpp' T...Tastes like Crab, Mhmm." In the fourth panel, Squidward looks disgusted.

Visitor

Swf · 2 years ago

The meme shows three frames. The first frame shows Gandalf in front of a hobbit door, saying "We don't want any more visitors, well-wishers, or distant relations!". The second frame shows Uncle Sam with Gandalf's hair and beard pointing with the words "And what about very old recruiting posters?". The last frame shows Bilbo with his arms out and yelling "Propagandalf!"

Snail

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image is a six-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a man is pointing up and saying, "If salt kills snails, then if my hypothesis is correct". The second panel shows a snail in a box with pepper being sprinkled over it and text saying, "Pepper should, in fact, bring them back to life!". The third panel shows the snail glowing with a bright light. The fourth panel shows a giant snail with the man standing at his feet and text saying, "Oh god, I was wrong. It just makes them huge and horny!!". The fifth panel shows a huge snail close-up with long tendrils and text saying, "Now lemme get ya slimey- I wanna nibble on your virginity!". The sixth panel shows the man crying and screaming with a snail tendril coming towards him with text saying, "Mum get the salt! Get the f***ing salt!"

Money

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

Big Bird is standing looking downward. Below him text reads: "Big Bird once again kindly offers money to homeless Oscar. He knows fully well that Oscar would immediately use it to fulfill his heroin addiction, which is precisely what he wants. Enough money to help him stay addicted, but not enough to get him to quit or die. An endless cycle of suffering that keeps him throbbingly erect at night."

Time

Sooploosh MacSchnibble · 2 years ago

A text-based image showing a conversation. The text reads: "Remembering that time in grad school when my advisor, a great ornithologist, got a random call: drunk guy, bar noises in background: IS THIS THE BIRD PROFESSOR? my advisor: um..yes? drunk guy: DO HUMMINGBIRDS HAVE FEET? my advisor: ...yes *wild cheering over phone from bar*"

Bullet

Sooploosh MacSchnibble · 2 years ago

The image shows a gun firing a bullet. Next to it, there's a man wearing a bullet as clothing with the text "Why not wear a JACKET PROOF BULLET?" above the man.

Alien

Sooploosh MacSchnibble · 2 years ago

A text-based image consisting of a series of posts. The first post from "frickdun" says "[slides nasa $20] so, tell me about the aliens". Then "nightcoremoon" replies, "aliens: [slide nasa $40] nasa: Imao what aliens". The final post by "candy5hark11" says "nasa, with $60, holding back tears: we can finally afford some more space rocks".

Script

Sooploosh MacSchnibble · 2 years ago

A tweet from Joe Heenan stating he wrote a script during lockdown and received an email from someone at Netflix. The email reads, Dear Mr. Heenan, Thank you for the script, it's one of the best we have ever read. The writing is superb, it's tense, funny & non stop action. The only problem is it's the script to Die Hard. You literally sent us the script to Die Hard & changed the title to Mr. No Shoes and the Shooty Shooty Bang Bang Christmas. Never contact us again.

Sculpture

Sooploosh MacSchnibble · 2 years ago

A marble sculpture of a frog from the Shang Dynasty (1600-1045 B.C.). Credit and Collection: Sotheby's.

Music

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A photo of a man in a suit looking serious. Above him, a small, chaotic black and white graphic and the text "You listen to". Below him, a larger, also chaotic black and white graphic and the text "I listen to". Below, the text "We are not the same."

Steve Harvey

Sooploosh MacSchnibble · 2 years ago

An image of a night sky with a projection of Steve Harvey's face made of light dots over Atlanta. A user comments that the lights are just stars.

Military

Sooploosh MacSchnibble · 2 years ago

The image is a comic strip showing three panels. In the first panel, an elderly man in military attire is talking to a younger man sitting next to him, who is also playing a video game. The text says, "WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, I DEFEATED THE NAZIS IN HOLLAND." The younger man responds, "You have to let me go, grandpa. It's not your fault you inspired me to join the military. I knew the risks when I signed up. It was my choice." In the second panel, the younger man fades and becomes translucent. The text says, "Men shouldn't die so young." In the third panel, the elderly man is sitting alone on the chair.

Ball

Sooploosh MacSchnibble · 2 years ago

A large, colorful beach ball, with a man standing next to it. The text below the image reads: "A fun way to ruin a weekend and blow 100 bucks. We took this ball to the beach and after close to 2 hours to pump it up, we pushed it around for about 10 fun filled minutes. That was when the wind picked it up and sent it huddling down the beach at about 40 knots. It destroyed everything in its path. Children screamed in terror at the giant inflatable monster that crushed their sand castles. Grown men were knocked down trying to save their families. The faster we chased it, the faster it rolled. It was like it was mocking us. Eventually, we had to stop running after it because its path of injury and destruction was going to cost us a fortune in legal fees. Rumor has it that it can still be seen stalking innocent families on the Florida panhandle. We lost it in South Carolina, so there is something to be said about its durability."

Doctor

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A doctor in a white coat is examining a child. The doctor's hands are on the child's forehead and he has a tool in his hand. The child has his mouth open and looks scared. The text says "Just relax Timmy... I'm your doctor, not your priest..."

Man

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a portrait of Walt Whitman, with the text "Teach a man how to fish, and you can bang his wife every weekend. - Walt Whitman" above him.

Condom

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows text stating "I ran out of condoms and lube. But, no worries, I've got back up." Above the "But, no worries" line, there is an image of lube and condoms, and below it, there are images of Ziploc bags, rubber bands, and WD-40.

Foot

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A foot holding a blunt, with text above saying "Gonna get fucked up tn."

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