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Heroin Monkey
9 months ago
Two tweets are shown. The top tweet from Jon Favreau says: "Stop sending me pilots for your Star Wars series idea. I'm not that @Jon_Favreau." The second tweet from Jeffrey R. Epstein says: "I feel your pain."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    9 months ago
    The image is a comparison between a "Girlfriend" and "Uranium-235" each with a list of properties. Both are "Unstable", "Will split up on you", "Hard to find", and "Expensive". The girlfriend "Cannot be used to make atomic bomb" but the uranium can.
  • 0
  • DAP ME UP
    9 months ago

    Rate my daily schedule

    The image shows a daily schedule. It lists activities from waking up at 6 AM to going to sleep at 3 or 4 AM, including school, meals, chores, and walking the dog. It also mentions snacks, specifically "3 grilled cheeses on hamburger buns."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    9 months ago
    A picture of a green pit in a yard. The text states that the person dumped a bunch of stuff in the pit.
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  • Anonymous
    9 months ago
    A chat conversation with two messages, one says "I'll do anything" and the response is "move to africa and twerk".
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  • A Star Wars Fan
    10 months ago
    A digitally altered image shows a scene from Star Wars with Kylo Ren holding a red lightsaber. Opposite him is an anime-style depiction of Jesus with long brown hair and a white robe, wielding a green lightsaber in the shape of a cross.
  • 0
  • Anonymous
    10 months ago

    Trying to pee with boner:

    A photo of a man in hunting attire holding a rifle and an image of a toilet placed on the left.
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  • opal💫
    9 months ago

    My beloved

    A close-up of a person with dark hair, pale skin and red jacket, wearing a black turtleneck. He looks directly at the camera with a slightly pouty expression.
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  • United Kingdom UK
    10 months ago
    A person with a very prominent nose is featured in a video. A comment below says, "Bro could smoke a cigar in the rain."
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  • Cosmo the Intern
    10 months ago
    PEACE
LOVE
FREE
PALESTINE
LOVE
HAMAS
SOCIEDADE
ILUSTRADA
SOCIEDADEILUSTRADA SIGASOCIEDADE
HAMAS
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  • Heroin Monkey
    10 months ago
    A screenshot of a tumblr post showing three separate comments. The first post says "Learned today that my ex-husband buys his weed from a lesbian dominatrix that banned him from DJing at her sex club because he kept playing his version of 'Lean on Me' made entirely of samples of Homer saying 'd'oh'." The second comment says "AMAZING". The third comment says "Every word in that sentence is better than the last".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    10 months ago
    The image shows a scene of chaos with two men and furniture flying around, with explosions. The text on the image reads: "I think what Isra*I doing is wro..." My home appliances:
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  • Heroin Monkey
    10 months ago
    A panda's face is shown very close up. The text on top says: "how i look at bro during WW3 when he says 'bot lobbies' after slaughtering a village of unarmed civilians".
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  • Raptor
    10 months ago
    A man, presumably Tony Soprano, is standing in front of a grill with a lit cigar in his mouth and a box of matches in his hand. The text above the image says: "Me asking everyone how they like their burger before I cook them all exactly the same."
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  • Anonymous
    10 months ago
    Donald Trump is wearing a white shirt, red tie, and an apron. The text says: "We're gonna fix the ice cream machine...and make Burger King pay for it."
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  • A Star Wars Fan
    10 months ago
    The meme shows a Nokia phone displaying a message from Tom Riddle, saying "Hello. My name is Tom Riddle. I see you have found my Nokia. Good luck destroying this horcrux." Below this is a picture of Harry Potter with the text "Fuck!"
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  • Heroin Monkey
    10 months ago
    Smashing People's Androids, Then Giving
Them iPhones
7,7 Mn görüntüleme
lamfat irl 4 ay önce
Break people's legs, then giving them
wheelchairs
  • 0
  • Heroin Monkey
    10 months ago
    A survey asking how likely someone is to recommend Windows 10 to a friend or colleague with a scale from 1 to 5. The explanation provided below states that people don't usually recommend operating systems randomly in conversations. Below the survey is written: "THIS IS NOT TRUE. Have you ever seen a linux user?"
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  • Heroin Monkey
    10 months ago
    A man is pouring olive oil on a salad from a very large bottle. Above the bottle, the text reads "The existence of the spiderverse means there's a Spiderman who shoots webs from his penis." Above the man's head, the word 'me' appears. At the bottom, 'a normal conversation'.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    10 months ago
    The text reads, "The doctor waiting for the parents to stop crying about their dead son so he can announce the $300,000 medical bill." Below the text is a close-up of a man with a slight, almost uncomfortable, smile and a white coat.
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