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Among Us

4 views · Cocel 😮💨 · 3 years ago

A cartoon image of Patrick Star from Spongebob, dressed as a baby with a diaper and a blue beret. The image text reads: "No one: Your kid when you die in Among Us:". The background is green.

Math Teacher

King bob · 3 years ago

A man with a hat and sunglasses is smoking a cigarette. Above him is the text: "Bro your math teacher is in that house."

Girlfriend

13 views · TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

A side-by-side comparison of a girlfriend and a Keetongu figure, listing their attributes in table form. The girlfriend is described as being pretty but not always, knows makeup, will choose a bad boy, can break your heart, forces you to choose between her and friend, and is a weak fighter that needs protection. Keetongu is described as beautiful, with a symmetric shape, knows every kind of poison, will distinguish good and evil, will always protect with an absorbing shield, will help you save your friend, and can crush Sidorak with his bare hands.

Condom

6 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a meme with text at the top and a picture of a man looking bewildered at the bottom. The text reads: "Mom: 'Your sister is turning nine, buy a candle with the number on it.' Gf: 'Buy some condoms.' The cashier when I get to the counter:"

Parent

1 view · Jazzy💕 · 2 years ago

A two-panel image. The first panel shows a young boy sitting on a couch, holding a mug, and smirking slightly. The second panel shows the same boy running away up a flight of stairs, his back to the camera. The text reads: "When you wanna tell your parents a story but you remember it was all illegal."

Nothing

3 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a Discord message that reads, "Nah but why does your appendix do absolutely nothing and then just try to kill you?"

Coffee

221 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

The image is a meme featuring white text on a black background. It reads "WTF SEX FACTS# Drinking coffee before sex will make your orgasms 50x more intense."

Platypus

3 views · big [fire] balls · 1 year ago

A cartoon showing three panels. The first panel has a platypus sitting on top of the Earth, with the text "Where do platypuses live?". The second panel shows a close-up of the platypus, with a menacing look, over a red background and the text "In the darkest, deepest parts of your soul, feeding on your sins, fears and regrets". The third panel shows a platypus holding a spear and boomerang in a desert with a kangaroo in the background with the text "And Australia".

Test

33 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a test result paper with a list of diseases and their status. All except COVID-19 are listed as positive. At the bottom is text saying "Test results came back great ^-^"

Hitler

69 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a screenshot of a YouTube video by Vsauce. The video title is 'I attempt to revive Hitler using my mind'. Below it, there is a text: 'The entire population of China'. On the right side, there are more suggested videos with titles like 'Doing drugs for science', 'I'm addicted to gambling', 'My left testicle', 'No Man's Sky part 1', and 'I haven't brushed my teeth in 3 years'.

Skeleton

5 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image is a two-panel comic. The first panel shows a man advising another man to say to a woman: "You're an 8 on a scale of 10." The second panel shows the man instead saying to the woman: "Urinate on a skeleton."

Message

6 views · MEME LORD · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message is from an Uber Eats delivery driver. They ask the customer "awww who's a hungry kitty? :3" and continue with "is it youu are you the hungry pet?" and "aww look at you". The customer responds with "dawg what the f k".

Military

30 views · Sooploosh MacSchnibble · 1 year ago

The image is a comic strip showing three panels. In the first panel, an elderly man in military attire is talking to a younger man sitting next to him, who is also playing a video game. The text says, "WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, I DEFEATED THE NAZIS IN HOLLAND." The younger man responds, "You have to let me go, grandpa. It's not your fault you inspired me to join the military. I knew the risks when I signed up. It was my choice." In the second panel, the younger man fades and becomes translucent. The text says, "Men shouldn't die so young." In the third panel, the elderly man is sitting alone on the chair.

Dice

3 views · Why should you care · 1 year ago

Truly are

A set of translucent red and white dice with the title "The Cursed dice" above. The text describes the strange properties of cursed dice, including their unnatural glow, and their ability to roll specific numbers on command.

Calcium

11 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A cute white and brown puppy with its paw up, standing on a white surface. The image text says: "salutations huzz! can I please get a peek at your calcium cannons?"

Human Right

9 views · Thoughtless · 1 year ago

A picture of Willy Wonka looking slightly off to the left. Underneath is a text that says "I'm all for human rights and shit, but if you're on a tour in a factory and decide to wander off, it should be legal for the floor workers to hunt you for sport."

Father

25 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A black and white comic strip depicting Darth Vader telling someone, presumably his son, about his conception. The text reads: "I AM YOUR FATHER! NO! No, that's impossible! Actually, it's very possible. I think it's time we had "the talk". You see, I stuck my penis into your mom's vagina. From there I- 20 long minutes later... Then I went uhhhh gghha aaa! Oh, BABY! And that's how you were created. I...I don't know how to take this all in. That's what your mom said LAST NIGHT! NOOOOOO!"

Grammar

1 view · 𐌙Ꝋ𐌵𐌓𐌵𐌔𐌄𐌓𐌍𐌀𐌌𐌄 · 2 years ago

So true

A man with a slight frown and a tilted head looking at the camera. The text above and below his head says, "I AM SILENTLY CORRECTING YOUR GRAMMAR."

Phone

3 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

Bill Nye is standing on a beach holding a sign that says: "You can become exempt from No Nut November if you change your phone's calendar to December 1."

Star Wars

3 views · Swf · 1 year ago

Darth Vader is standing in a smoky red environment with a red light saber in his hand. The text reads: "When you're the first to get full netherite."

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