New You're Memes - Page 24 - Worst Jokes Ever

Man

3 views · Anonymous · 2 years ago

Would make any day better. If you don’t understand this then research “shaiden rouge.” She is a scientist who explains how this could improve somebody’s mental state.

A collage with two images. On the left, a woman is putting her hair up in a ponytail from a close-up. On the right, there is a woman putting her hair up in a ponytail, in two different images. Text on the top says: "when your man is having a rough day and says nothing can fix it."

Childhood

18 views · Anonymous · 2 years ago

The image shows a split view. The top part features a woman with paint on her face and hair, lying on her back. Below, there is a picture of four Teletubbies from an upward angle, against a sky background. Text overlay reads, "YOUR CHILDHOOD" above the woman and "IS NOW RUINED." below the Teletubbies.

Shadow

1 view · Cupツ · 2 years ago

UHm idk -_-

The text asks "What spends all the time on the floor but never gets dirty?" The answer is: "Your Shadow."

Name

50 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A white goat is shown in the center of the picture. The text on the image says "Dance if your name is Josh" and "Mfs called Benjamin:"

Game

4 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image is a screenshot of a text conversation. On the right is a screen capture of a game perspective showing Barack Obama standing in a supermarket aisle. The game screen has several square icons overlaid. The text in the blue text bubble above says "Five Night's at Barracks.". Below the image on the left is a text bubble that reads "You're not funny stop".

Holy

48 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

#1 BEST ALPHA MALE PICKUP LINE

A lion with a dark blue hue is roaring with lightning in the background. The text on the image reads "Holy moly, I'd love to put my poley in your holy."

Woman

8 views · Anonymous · 2 years ago

“I’m a woman trapped in a man’s body” = you’re a weak man who was blindly brainwashed into being a woke joke.

A cartoon image of SpongeBob SquarePants looking frustrated and lying on the sand. The text on the image reads: "When a male athlete can't win any competitions."

Hypocrisy

23 views · Emma Stan · 2 years ago

A six-panel stick figure comic strip. In the first panel, a stick figure with a black head insults a stick figure with a white head. The white-headed figure responds, 'WTF?'. In the second panel, the black-headed figure dismisses the comment as 'just a joke' and accuses the white-headed figure of having 'thin skin'. In the third panel, the white-headed figure insults the black-headed figure by calling him 'fat'. In the fourth panel, the black-headed figure begins to cry profusely. In the fifth panel, the white-headed figure criticizes the black-headed figure for crying, asking if he's a psychopath and saying 'This is why nobody likes you'. In the final panel, the black-headed figure runs away crying.

You're

3 views · Anonymous · 2 years ago

Dad: Do you wanna know what your sister said while she
lost her virginity?
Son: Dad, please stop this is inappropriate
Dad: Exactly

Workout

8 views · Anonymous · 2 years ago

Reasons to workout with your partner.

A woman with rabbit ears in two panels. In the first panel, she's flexing and smiling, with the text "Feel my gains, bro". In the second panel, she is looking more serious, still flexing and allowing her chest to be grabbed by a hand.

Validation

18 views · Anonymous · 2 years ago

Crazy how the meanest girls are always some of the ugliest.

A four-panel Wojak-style meme. Top left shows a character known as 'Trad-Girl.' Top right shows several other female characters, often depicted as 'mean girls,' insulting her with text like 'You're ugly,' 'No man will want you,' and 'Small boobs.' Bottom left shows 'GigaChad' character telling Trad-Girl, 'You're pretty.' Bottom right shows Trad-Girl responding, 'I am?'.

Pussy

588 views · Flappy. · 2 years ago

The image depicts a wedding photo of a couple kissing. In the foreground, there's a cat wearing a bowtie with a speech bubble containing an surprised emoji, and above the couple, there's a speech bubble saying 'I'll eat your pussy tonight!'

Girl

15 views · shaylie lol · 2 years ago

The image shows a man with blond hair, a flower headband, and a dress. The text on the image says: "What girls feel like when someone says 'you look so much like your dad'".

Pill

3 views · shaylie lol · 2 years ago

SpongeBob has a disgusted look on his face. The text above him says, "When you try to swallow a pill, but it doesn't go down and now its dissolving in your mouth."

Laugh

10 views · shaylie lol · 2 years ago

A two-panel image showing a blond woman on the left side of the left panel and a dark-haired woman on the right of the left panel. The blonde woman is crying with her mouth open and the dark-haired woman is looking down. The right panel shows the same blonde woman from the left panel smiling widely with watery eyes. Above the two panels are the words: "When you're trying to tell your friend a joke but u can't stop laughing."

Exam

24 views · shaylie lol · 2 years ago

The image shows a cartoon penguin with wide eyes, looking startled and a bit panicked, with a blurry, translucent version of itself layered behind it. Above the penguin, the text says "When a teacher walks up to you during an exam and looks at your paper then shouts 'Guys make sure you read the questions carefully.'"

Thigh

27 views · Anonymous · 2 years ago

REALLLL THO

The image shows two pictures of a bird on a hand. The first one is a bird standing on a hand, with a regular shape. The second one shows the same bird sitting down, and its body looks flatter, with its thighs making it wider. The text reads "when you sit down and your thighs do the thing".

Binge watching

14 views · Anonymous · 2 years ago

A close up of a white dog's face looking up with tired, slightly crossed eyes and a silly grin. The text overlay reads "WHEN YOU'RE BINGE WATCHING A SHOW AT 2 A.M. AND YOU'RE LIKE... OK... JUST ONE MORE EPISODE".

Idea

2 views · Anonymous · 2 years ago

My friend is has the best ideas

A screenshot of a discord conversation. Windy says that hopefully a bad situation wont happen, and the two friends might work it out. Seth replies with 'Eh'. Windy then says if the situation happens too much, to just put the persons parents in a retirement home. Seth replies with 'Lmao'.

Towel

1 view · Anonymous · 2 years ago

Let me slide into your dms....just dont ask about the towel

A gold-colored trombone is lying in its case, partially covered by a white towel. There is a music book in the foreground, and the background is a plain carpet.