New You're Memes - Page 51 - Worst Jokes Ever

Ass

25 views · Hollow Knight Beater · 3 years ago

No Words

A comic strip featuring characters from the game Hollow Knight. In the first panel, a character says, "Okay, we are just about ass to ankles back here, Hornet. Do you wanna hop on your sibling's lap there, please?" The second panel shows other characters, one of whom says, "Whoa, bumpy road ahead!"

Phone

16 views · Hollow Knight Beater · 3 years ago

Can you relate

A baby with wide eyes and a surprised expression is being held by a person whose face is partially visible. Text overlay reads: "THAT MOMENT WHEN YOUR DAD USES YOUR PHONE".

Snack

39 views · Hollow Knight Beater · 3 years ago

Hollow Knight Meme

A character from Hollow Knight is holding up a bag of Doritos. Several smaller figures, also from Hollow Knight, are excitedly saying "chips!". One small character says "yay!". The text reads: "when dad told you to share snack with your siblings" with a smiling face. Characters are in black and white, while Doritos bag is in color.

Party

9 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

she drunk

An image of Elsa from "Frozen" holding a bottle, with text that reads: "When you show up to a party and your drunk friend who's been there for hours hits you with this look.."

Teacher

23 views · Smexy Baka · 3 years ago

Like if you can relate

A cartoon of a blue cat-like character sitting at a desk with a stern face. Above it says "when your teacher is happy about something" and below it says "I think we all know where this is going."

Compliment

1 view · Smexy Baka · 3 years ago

My Mom: your so pretty! Me:

An illustration of a woman with short red hair.

World

5 views · Hailey ❁ · 3 years ago

My work here is done.

The image says "Be kind to yourself because..." followed by six reasons to be kind to yourself: 1. No one will ever be kind to you as much as you will be to yourself. 2. You deserve to receive all the kindness back in the world that you give out. 3. Being kind to yourself will add up to your self love and value and you will end up feeling much better than you did before. 4. It is a form of respecting and accepting yourself for who you are which can also encourage you to become more than you are. 5. It will expand your inner beauty which will shine on the outside. 6. Kindness makes your world and the world around you better.

NASA

100 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

What's your size?

The image is a two-panel meme. The top panel shows text about NASA relabeling the penis sleeve in spacesuits, and a picture of what it looks like. The bottom panel shows a face looking at a knob labeled "PP SIZE" with options "Small", "Medium", and "Large".

Crush

17 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

he gay

The image shows Megamind, a blue animated character, looking up. There is a smaller figure standing near the side of his face. In the background is a second person looking at Megamind. Text above the image reads, "When your friend tells your crush that you like her so you tell his crush he's gay." Text on the image says: "Oh you're a villain alright, just not a super one!"

Fursuit

3 views · Tom · 3 years ago

Every Furrys Dream

The meme shows a two-panel comic. The first panel displays a table with two options on it: a blue button labeled "Your own fursuit" and a red button labeled "Pay nothing in art commissions". The second panel depicts a cartoon character with wide eyes looking conflicted and the text "EVERYONE" below them.

Party

9 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

she drunk

A cartoon of a woman with white hair and a green dress holding a bottle, looking drunk and sideways. The text overlay says, "When you show up to a party and your drunk friend who's been there for hours hits you with this look.."

Girl

213 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

Goddamnit I laughed

A meme showing a photo of a man with a black headband and a woman. The woman is smiling, and the man has his mouth slightly open and looks somewhat surprised. The meme's text says, "When your girl is giving you a handjob under the table."

Charger

15 views · sunshine · 3 years ago

me at 1 am being a simp for anime girls

The image shows a drawing of Spongebob in a caveman style on the left. On the right, the text says "WHEN YOUR PHONE IS AT 1% AND YOU CAN'T FIND YOUR CHARGER."

Fridge

1 view · KatsukiBakugouSimp · 3 years ago

when you forget to close your fridge

An anime character with dark hair and a slight smile on his face, wearing a green and yellow patterned haori over a red and black uniform. The background is dark and looks like a forest. The text "when you forget to close your fridge" is on top of the image.

Child

19 views · KatsukiBakugouSimp · 3 years ago

when you forget your google maps doest apply to your child:

The image shows a four panel cartoon with each panel featuring a different character from One Piece. All of the characters are running in the same direction. The character are, from top to bottom: Luffy, Zoro, Nami and Sanji.

Transformation

14 views · KatsukiBakugouSimp · 3 years ago

relations-

The image shows a side-by-side comparison of two different portraits of the same anime character, Toya. On the left, he is smiling with bright red hair and a friendly expression. On the right, he has black hair, a scarred face, and a more menacing look. Above the two portraits, the text says: "Toya went from, 'I bring her home by 8:00 sir!' To 'Your daughter calls me daddy too.'"

Kitten

Anonymous · 3 years ago

the other cutest kitten in the world like this if you want this kitten in your hands

A cute kitten lying on its back with closed eyes and paws in the air, resting in someone's lap.

Book

3 views · Ashton Parkes · 3 years ago

not the best like it says it is!!

A cute, orange kitten with big eyes is standing on a carpet. Text overlays the image, stating, "BEST SELLING BOOK, FUNNIEST ANIMAL MEMES EVER, but... you can't go to work... your job is to take care of me... MEMES EXPERT".

Face

Ashton Parkes · 3 years ago

ur face

A picture of Leonardo DiCaprio holding up a glass, text above him says "What's the best meme ever?" and text below him says "Your face."

Day

142 views · 𝕽𝖊𝖆𝖑𝖒𝕾𝖍𝖆𝖉𝖔𝖜 · 3 years ago

If you laugh your a legend <3 have a downy day

A photo of a man with Down syndrome wearing a police uniform in a car with the text "OFFICER DOWN" overlayed on it.