1000+ Best You Memes - Page 43 - Worst Jokes Ever

Child

17 views · KatsukiBakugouSimp · 3 years ago

when you forget your google maps doest apply to your child:

The image shows a four panel cartoon with each panel featuring a different character from One Piece. All of the characters are running in the same direction. The character are, from top to bottom: Luffy, Zoro, Nami and Sanji.

Friend

12 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Me with lonelylune

A cartoon of a small creature holding a baseball bat. The image text reads: "A friend will be there with tissues. But a best friend will be there with a baseball bat shouting 'Who hurt you and do I need a shovel?'"

Salt

12 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

Would be funny but I’d rather not get beat to death.

The image shows a text conversation followed by two close-up photos of animals. The text reads: "Me: *having dinner at her house*. Her: can you pass the salt daddy? Me and her father reaching out for the salt." The animals are a dog looking slightly surprised on the left and a cat looking innocently on the right.

Bedroom

14 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A child's drawing on a piece of paper. The text reads: "I heard what you and dad were doing last night. Stop." Below this, there are two drawings, each in a separate box labeled "my room" and "mom's room." The drawing in "my room" depicts a stick figure standing with a speech bubble that says, "what the heel" while the drawing in "mom's room" depicts two stick figures in bed.

Vocabulary

6 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

A white outlined image of a crying person with glasses. Text above the image reads, 'POV: You used higher than middle school level vocabulary'. Text within the image reads, "STOP USING A THESAURUS, IT DOESN'T MAKE YOU SOUND SMART!!!"

Species

16 views · Unimportant Intelligence · 1 year ago

A meme showing an antelope in a field with text that reads "DID YOU KNOW THERE IS A SPECIES OF ANTELOPE CAPABLE OF JUMPING HIGHER THAN THE AVERAGE HOUSE? THIS IS DUE TO ITS POWERFUL HIND LEGS AND THE FACT THAT THE AVERAGE HOUSE CANNOT JUMP."

Death

15 views · Glassiiewxter · 1 year ago

A meme showing the text, "How roaches be staring at you after you literally stomp them to death 5 times," above a photo of a person wearing glasses and a hat.

Bro

13 views · Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

A basketball player is about to dunk while the caption states: How that one bro feels after leaving you on delivered all day like your one of his side pieces.

Message

10 views · Jazzy💕 · 1 year ago

Not naming any name but yk who u are

A crying white cat sits in front of a computer screen. The text says, "When you send a message to a friend who's online and right after that, they go offline."

Flashlight

14 views · Swf · 1 year ago

The image consists of two black-and-white illustrations of men wearing tuxedos. The left panel is captioned, "How you think you look when a flashlight is taken." The right panel is captioned, "How you really look."

Consent

27 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a still from the anime 'Dragonball Z' above text that reads, "The age of consent is 18." Below this is a comment asking about a 'Genshin Impact' hot take.

School

21 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A photo of a tiled wall with a hand-drawn tally chart on it. The chart is labeled with "Why you here?" and has four categories: "Piss", "Vape", "Shit", and "Jerk it", each with tally marks indicating the number of times each activity has been performed. At the bottom of the image, it says: "bro what is this school".

Minion

76 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a Twitter exchange. The first user asks the official Minions account if they used to work for Hitler. The Minions account replies "no silly we only work for villians!"

KKK

87 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

Quora asking the real questions.

A screenshot of a list of related questions on Quora about the KKK (Ku Klux Klan) and other groups or figures such as the IRA, white supremacists, Donald Trump, the Knights of Columbus, Asians, Satanists, and Native Americans.

Hagrid

21 views · Unimportant Intelligence · 1 year ago

The image shows Hagrid's face and the text: "Did you know? Dumbledore always called him Hagrid whilst he referred to everyone else by their first name. That's because his full name was actually Hagrid Rubeus Hagrid. Hagrid is Latin for "The Hairy One" and he's so big his dad named him it twice."

Sigma

27 views · Pankake · 1 year ago

(The picture has nth to do with this) Explain bear, I am just wasting my time talking to you, but your weak insults that sound like they came from Great Britain from the 1800’s, (no offense to brits) and you are just an AI and can’t get a life lol

A drawing of a white rabbit with sunglasses on, with text that says 'sigma sigma boy rabbit', also music notes are drawn over the rabbit's head.

Fight

21 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A still from a Star Wars movie. Darth Vader in the background and in the foreground another character. There is text above them: "We gonna fight when I see you." Below Darth Vader the text says "Me (I don't understand flirting)" and next to the other figure the word "Her".

Samurai

29 views · Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

Shrek is sitting with a serious look on his face, with his hands crossed. Above him, white text on a black background reads: "When u and hb argue, you slowly start pulling back your dihh foreskin like a samurai unsheathing his blade, letting him know he's in danger."

Hand

35 views · Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

A screenshot from Dragonball Z with the text: "When you date a girl with small hands cuz it will make your [penis] looks bigger."

Lord of the Rings

18 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a text on the left side and the box set of "Lord of the Rings" movies on the right side, along with the One Ring itself. The text on the left side reads: "If you're ever sad, just remember the world is 4.543 billion years old and you somehow managed to exist at the same time as Lord of the Rings."