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shaylie lol

Two women, one on the left covering her face and laughing, and one on the right laughing at her phone. Text above the women reads: "that mood when you and your bestie are laughing at the most stupid things for no reason."

Heroin Monkey

A group of children sitting in a circle under a rainbow-colored parachute. Above the picture is the text: "The council has convened to try you for your many crimes."

Cricket Green

Good song

A black and white image of an angry-looking baby with text on top and bottom of the image that reads "CAN YOU FEEL MY" on the top and "HEAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT" at the bottom.

Heroin Monkey

A man is crouching in a field with his arms outstretched. Above him, the text reads: "How life feels when you quit work and become a full-time alcoholic."

Jazzy💕

That's all is needed to complete my day

A photo of actor Chris Hemsworth with a smug expression. The text above the image reads, "When you send a funny video to one of your siblings and you hear them laughing in the other room:". The text below the image is "*visible satisfaction*".

Heroin Monkey

A turkey with crab legs and string sausage on a baking tray. The text reads: "A turkey, some crab legs and some string sausage and nobody will ever ask you to make a holiday dinner again."

arsonisfun

He scares me

The image shows a man painting on a canvas. The image contains four panels. The first panel shows him painting. There is text on top that says, "First, let's add some screams of unbearable confusion in the unpainted areas of the canvas." The second panel shows him looking closely at the canvas. The third panel shows him adding more paint and the text says, "How about it? Do you feel the terror?" The fourth panel shows him painting again and the text says, "Let's add some sorrow-filled screams now." At the very bottom of the image, there is text that says, "I just found anti-Bob Ross."

big [fire] balls

A cartoon image shows a character with a long nose and a white lab coat and a sinister grin. The text above him says, "Ah Perry the Platypus, you are too late, I have already activated the Inator that makes everyone in the whole world read this in my voice."

Izzawa

🤣🤣🤣

The image is a two-panel cartoon. In the first panel, a winged character with horns asks another character with a halo, "SIR, WHAT ARE YOU?". The second panel shows the character with a halo holding two pieces of bread to his face, answering "AN IDIOT SANDWICH."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a portrait of Walt Whitman, with the text "Teach a man how to fish, and you can bang his wife every weekend. - Walt Whitman" above him.

Adolf Nigler

I'll see you in court!

A meme shows a hand about to press a button labeled "Charges" and below that there is a picture of a person with a mustache smiling manically with the text "Karens:"

Heroin Monkey

A stick figure of a child asks his dad, who is sitting at a desk in front of a monitor displaying a Bitcoin chart, "Are you winning Dad?" The dad responds with "No, pack your things, I just lost the house."

Why should you care

Do you know this kind of kid

A cartoon penguin from the movie "Madagascar" looks surprised. The text reads: "THE SMART KID: *GETS B+ ON THEIR BLOOD TEST* WHAT?!"

Lil’ bro

The image shows Anakin Skywalker looking annoyed with the text "When your Mom & Dad tell you to stop jumping on your bed but you hear their bed squeaking at 2am. It's not fair!"

Why should you care

The image shows a scene where a cartoon man is crouched over a table with a sad expression. In the text above, a friend asks why the person is sad, the person replies that they lost their job, the friend says they shouldn't feel sad because others have it worse, and then the person in the image emphatically states, 'SAD IS SAD.'

jefferyo100

The image shows two panels of Moe from The Simpsons. In the top panel, he looks angry and is holding a shotgun. The text reads: "You when a 9 year old says 'sus'". In the bottom panel, Moe is smoking and his face is blackened. The text reads: "You when your parents say 'sus'"

A Star Wars Fan

The image consists of two panels. The top panel shows the text "YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT" with a wooden background and a heart shape made of vegetables and fruits. The bottom panel shows Batman looking stoic in front of a city background and the text "Some Chinese guy right now:".

Geiger

The image shows Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson with a slightly distorted neck and very large muscles. Above him is written: "WHEN YOU FORGET THAT CAPS LOCK IS ON AND YOU PRESS SHIFT TO CAPITALIZE A LETTER."

shaylie lol

The image shows two side-by-side panels of Violet Parr from the movie "The Incredibles". In the left panel, she is drinking a beverage looking relaxed. In the right panel, she is spitting out the drink with a shocked expression. The text above reads, "When you haven't done any of your chores and you hear the keys jiggling in the door..."

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The image shows four cartoon figures. The caption says, "When the teacher assigns groups for a project and you don't end up with the boys."

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