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Wade

"LOVE YOUR
NEIGHBOR AS
YOURSELF"
YOU FUCKING
MORON
HELLO
NEIGHBOR
YOU WORTHLESS
PIECE OF HUMAN
SHIT
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Welp

A three-panel cartoon shows a man being threatened by a robber, who is smoking, who says 'Ya know, cigarettes are gonna kill you someday'. The man replies 'Ya, sure, whatever pal'. In the final panel, the man is being chased by armed cigarettes and a match.

αmy

😏

A screenshot of a group chat in a messaging app. The chat includes the following messages: "Anyone going to garwood connectivity", "no", "be alone", "using 😂 after a normal sentence is so funny", "wanna go eat spaghetti", "I love children", "you guys are concerning", "Garwood???", "NAH CAUSE WHEN I TELL YOU I BURSTED OUT LAUGHING IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS", and "Anyone".

Nateツ

A man in a green sweater is standing next to a grill. He is pouring a liquid from a white bottle onto the burning fire in the grill. The text above the image reads: "When you know what you're about to say is gonna cause a s*** storm, but you say it anyway."

Heroin Monkey

A yellow sign with black text that says: "Keep back from the platform edge or you may get sucked off."

✨Jassy✨

A screenshot of a text message exchange. One message says, "Come on, I wasn't THAT drunk was I?" The other says, "Dude, in WalMart when the intercom thing came on you dropped to your knees and screamed, 'THE LORD HAS SPOKEN!'" The first person then replies, "...Awesome"

arsonisfun

Real

Sonic the Hedgehog is kneeling in a field with his hands together in prayer. Above him, the text reads, "Thank you God," and below him, the text reads, "for not making me attracted to feet."

arsonisfun

A picture of Sonic the Hedgehog next to the text: "If you shower naked, then you're a whore."

Heroin Monkey

A photo of a gray building with the word "Turboanalisis" written on it in blue letters with a green tree in front. Above the tree are the words "And you thought regular ISIS was bad."

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A Star Wars Fan

The meme shows a Nokia phone displaying a message from Tom Riddle, saying "Hello. My name is Tom Riddle. I see you have found my Nokia. Good luck destroying this horcrux." Below this is a picture of Harry Potter with the text "Fuck!"

Cocel 😮💨

The image shows three panels. The top left panel is a close-up of a gift wrapped in festive paper. The top right panel shows a cardboard box with a small, rectangular item inside. The bottom panel is a close-up of a cartoon image of two fish, one handing the other a small box. The text reads: "I couldn't afford a present this year, so I got you this box."

Doom Slayer

they said they hated anyone who liked anime and that they were gonna hurt them

A cartoon character with big eyes is pointing a gun directly at the viewer. The text on the image reads: "IMMA SHOOT YOU WITH MY GLOCK POP POP POP AND NOW YOU DROP".

shaylie lol

The image shows a man with blond hair, a flower headband, and a dress. The text on the image says: "What girls feel like when someone says 'you look so much like your dad'".

✨Jassy✨

Like if you can relate

The image shows a person in a white tank top and blue pants with a green beanie, posed in a dancing stance with the text "No one: Babies at 4:00 AM:" above them.

✨Jassy✨

Me at school every day

An image of Barney, the purple dinosaur, looking angry and holding a yellow ball. The text overlay reads: "When you're trying to be a ray of sunshine but people keep testing you".

Anonymous

he gay

The image shows Megamind, a blue animated character, looking up. There is a smaller figure standing near the side of his face. In the background is a second person looking at Megamind. Text above the image reads, "When your friend tells your crush that you like her so you tell his crush he's gay." Text on the image says: "Oh you're a villain alright, just not a super one!"

Mafuyu Asahina

Im willing to sacrifice

A picture of Lord Farquaad from Shrek with his arms outspread, as if giving a speech. The text on top of the image says: "Me sharing slightly offensive memes:". Below the picture is the text "Some of you may die, but it is a sacrifice I'm willing to make."

原田

A picture of a building in Rome with the text 'Took a picture of this building in Rome but if you squint it kinda looks like... nvm.'

10InchesDeepIntoYourMother 🔛🔝 🔥🔥🔥

A meme with a pink background and an image of Gordon Ramsay's face in the top right corner. The text on the image says, "build a gordon ramsay insult". The meme has three columns under the "this is you" format to build an insult, the columns are organized by digit of birth date or like.

Anonymous

w rizzler

A man is looking at the camera. The text on top reads: "are you nike? cus we should just do it (nike rizz)".

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