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American

The image shows a white dog sitting in a pothole filled with water. There is text overlaying the image that says, "Americans will measure with anything but the metric system." A news banner at the bottom says, "Doggy-sized pothole patched on North Side."

Poop

Lete know in the comments

The image shows nine different positions of a person using a toilet. The positions are numbered 1 to 9 and 0. The text above the image asks: "How do you poop?"

Magic Trick

A young boy with a serious face. The text says: "When you tell your dad to do a magic trick and he disappears forever."

Money

When i find out

The image shows two animated characters, Woody and Buzz Lightyear, from the movie Toy Story. Woody looks distressed and has his head slightly down. Buzz, on the other hand, has an excited or surprised expression, with his mouth open, eyebrow raised, and a hand outstretched. The text "WHEN YOU FIND OUT" is in the upper part of the image and "YOU HAVE NO MONEY" at the bottom of the image, both using white letters.

Pussy

you heard him, quit being a pussy

A cartoon image of a turtle with a sword. The text on the image says "Quit being a pussy and confess to your crush already."

Realization

Wait a damn minute

A man looks thoughtfully at a treat on a stick. The text reads, "Nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there's no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order."

Kiss

Fair point.

A social media post with a comment thread. The initial post states, "being kissed in your sleep is...like...the purest form of love." A reply to that comment reads, "Unless you are home alone" and is followed by another comment "Or in prison."

Gay

no comment.

Everybody

OMG BRUH

A cartoon image of Bugs Bunny giving the middle finger. The text on the image reads: "To everybody that don't like me but act like you do, here's a big fuck you!"

Friend

so true look down

The image shows Mr. Bean with a sly smile and the text: "THE LOOK YOU GIVE YOUR FRIEND WHEN YOUR TEACHER SAYS TO FIND A PARTNER".

Communist

Kill the commies

A muscular Spongebob character, seemingly from a video game, stands in front of a building. A speech bubble above him says: "Patrick you filthy communist it's time to pay for your sins."

Pear

Meme:

The image shows a magician in the top half, who says, "And for my next trick I will disappear." The bottom half shows a close-up of the same man with a pear next to his face. The text says, "Fuck you pear, you taste like shit."

Test

fr tho

A white chihuahua is smiling with its tongue out. The text above the dog says, "WHEN YOU GET AN A ON THE TEST AND DIDN'T STUDY."

Happiness

when you want happiness on your feet

A pair of black, fuzzy slippers with a large yellow smiley face on each slipper.

Gas Station

You. Me. Gas Station.

Two simple cartoon figures with open mouths, one in orange and one in blue, are shown in front of a black and white gas station background. The text "You. Me. Gas Station." is associated with the image.

Explanation

heh

A meme showing Neo from "The Matrix" in three panels. In the first panel, a stack of papers says "Choose the correct answer." The second panel shows Neo looking unimpressed, saying, "You can't scare me with thi-". In the third panel, the stack of papers says "And explain why.", which makes Neo look panicked.

Class

A picture of a slide that splits into two separate slides. On the left slide it says "Getting to Class Early" and on the right side it says "Getting to Class Late". Below, the text says "Why have you still not written down the heading?"

Gatorade

A person is squeezing a toy alligator in a lemon squeezer. A bottle of Gatorade stands nearby. In the background, the Stonks Guy looks at the scene. The text reads: "When life gives you gators make Gatorade."

Monster

Jake this ine for you

A slightly out-of-focus image of Elmo with the text, "When you've killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a stake when you start to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy."

Adoption

*The talk*

A comic strip with three panels. In the first panel, a pink figure asks a taller blue figure, "Dad! Am I adopted?" In the second panel, the blue figure replies, "Of course not!" In the third panel, the blue figure says, "Why would I ever choose you?"

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