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Heroin Monkey

A black and white drawing shows a large hand pressing down on smaller people. A quote from Voltaire is at the top. The comment on the post says, "we need to rise up against children with leukemia."

Anonymous

Look away if you can

The Distracted Boyfriend meme is used. A woman, labeled “Aunt Cass” is shown in the left panel. A man, labeled “The Internet” is looking back at her, while his girlfriend is on the right panel. The meme is a social commentary about the Internet’s fascination with fictional characters.

✨Jassy✨

Me and my life all of the time. Like if you can relate

A cartoon-style image of a small, tree-like creature with a smiling face standing against a background of fire and destruction. The text above the image reads "Me ignoring all my problems while my life crashes and burns". Below the image it states "@studentlifeofficial has been Crowned 'The Best Student Memes Page'" with fire and laughing emoji.

Lostin Flowers

Willy Wonka meme

A picture of Willy Wonka looking surprised with the text "Everyone: Why don't you have kids yet? Me: Because that pipe doesn't go to the marshmallow room, it goes to the fudge room!"

✨Jassy✨

Two memes in one

The image is a four-panel meme. The top-left panel shows a conversation between an interviewer and the person being interviewed, where the person gets hired by just saying "hired". Below it, there's a cartoon character that reacts cheerfully. The top-right panel shows Mr. Bean with his eyes wide open, and the bottom-right panel shows Mr. Bean lying down sleeping. The text says "Me in post-lunch meetings in office" and "Me in post-lunch meetings while WFH", respectively.

GG Miller

I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes

A yellow minion with one eye and blue overalls stands on the left. To the right, there is a text that begins: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals..." and continues with a long, aggressive monologue.

Kamui_JAMAL

We ain’t got no new memes so here

A cartoon character with a round belly. The text says "when you spend a week at Grandma's".

✨Jassy✨

Parents during breaks and weekends

A man in a light blue shirt, suspenders, and a patterned tie looks directly at the camera. Above his head, in a bold white font on black background, it reads: "Yeah, if you could go back to school." Below his chest, on another black background, it reads: "That'd be great." In the lower right corner in small gray text is written: quickmeme.com

Why should you care

exactly

The left panel shows a text: "At my funeral please take the bouquet off my casket and throw it in the crowd to see who is next". The right panel shows a picture of a young girl with a peace sign with the text 'Are you okay' Me:

User 👍

😂

A four-panel image featuring Dolores Umbridge and Severus Snape from the Harry Potter movies. In the first panel, Umbridge asks Snape, "What do you want, Severus?" In the second panel, Snape says, "I wanted to say something..." In the third panel, Umbridge replies, "Well, go ahead..." In the final panel, Snape says, "Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you..."

GG Miller

Everybody does this

Kai :)

would you mind upvoting my art please https://malmal.io/u/skilllevel0

The text 'I stuck my toes in the warm and grainy sand.' is displayed on a black background.

Jazzy💕

Unless you wanna die

A meme with an image of a woman staring intensely. The text above her reads, "Things you never tell a Latina: -Chill -I'm breaking up with you -Lower your voice -Calm down -Relax -You're crazy [stares in Spanish]"

Hollow Knight Beater

Hollow Knight Meme

The image is a four-panel comic. In the first panel, the Knight sits alone on a bench. The text says: "If you ever feel alone remember,". In the second panel, a small, dark creature flies above the bench. The text reads: "There is always a friend out there for you". The third panel shows the Knight on the bench surrounded by small, spidery creatures and a larger, red creature. The text says: "You may find them in the most unexpected of places." The final panel shows the Knight on the bench, and a large, winged creature and several small, flying creatures have joined him. The text says: "But they will always be there for you."

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a text message exchange. The sender asks if Alex was picked up from the vet. The response is yes, with a picture of a dog in a strip club. The sender then asks why their dog is in a strip club and the other person replies, "Because he's a good boy."

C A S N O V A

BAHAHA

The image is a four-panel meme. The top left panel shows a smiling anime character labeled "You:". The top right panel shows an anime character with a shocked expression labeled "Your best friend:". The bottom left panel shows a cat with a blurred, startled expression labeled "Your cat:". The bottom right panel shows an anime character with glowing red eyes and the text "BUNGEE GUM HAS THE PROPERTIES OF BOTH RUBBER AND GUM".

✨Jassy✨

When you reverse the roles be like:

The image shows a meme of a text conversation with an image of a young man looking at the camera, and then zoomed in on his face. The text says: "*Mother's day* Mum: So where are you taking me out to eat? Me: There's food at the house."

✨Jassy✨

Me at school

The image shows a young girl with teary eyes, duplicated in a split frame. The top text reads, "That moment when you've been at work a few hours" and the bottom text reads, "Then you check the time and it's been 45 minutes."

Toast ツ

The image shows a conversation where a user is asking to "dap up". The other user responds with "No?" Then asks "Why are your memes so cursed", which is followed by an image with an angry emoji saying "Fuck you mean no?". The first user is confused and responds, "How did you have a fuckin response to my no"

Anonymous

Whoa, Talent

A text message conversation showing someone saying 'I saw you fall in the hall yesterday.' The other person responds, 'I didn't fall, I attacked the floor' followed by 'Backwards???' and then 'I'm freaking talented.'

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