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Angel_Izzy
2 years ago
A close-up of a young boy with a serious facial expression. The text above reads "When you tell your dad to do a magic trick and he disappears forever."
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  • Big daddy2.0
    2 years ago

    no thank u for sleeping

    A cartoon man with short blond hair and a red outfit with white gloves is shown from the chest up with a surprised expression. Text in white at the top of the image says, "When you turn off all the annoying beeping things in the hospitals and every one starts sleeping better". Text at the bottom of the image says "No need to thank me."
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  • LoserIsPro
    2 years ago

    Funny Test Answers #6

    A test paper with the title "Pre Test - Answer these questions as accurately as possible" written on it. The student's answers are written in ink. The answers are often unexpected and witty, leading to the teacher giving the student an A+ for creativity and an F for the overall exam. Some of the questions include "In which battle did Napoleon die?", "What is the main reason for divorce?", and "How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?".
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  • LoserIsPro
    2 years ago

    Funny Test Answers #3

    A worksheet titled "FILL in THE SOLUTIONS" with instructions to read each problem and come up with a solution. Under "PROBLEMS", it says "You fell on the playground and scratched your knee". The box to its right under the SOLUTIONS heading says "get up and deal with it."
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  • LoserIsPro
    2 years ago

    Funny Test Answers #1

    A handwritten test paper shows the prompt "Write five words you can spell." The student has written "five," "words," "you," "can," and "spell" on the numbered lines. A teacher has marked all the words correct and added a comment "very clever +2".
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  • blach66
    2 years ago
    A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message says: "Just take a minute and think about Riley's retarded hair cut. Shut up look at your greasy ass hair." The next message says: "Have you not released I don't give a small singular shit about my hair." The following message says: "There's probably shit in your hair." Finally, the last messages read: "It looks better than whatever dead raccoon has been super glued onto your forehead. But Yeah probably."
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  • Angel_Izzy
    2 years ago
    A young boy with a serious face. The text says: "When you tell your dad to do a magic trick and he disappears forever."
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  • blach66
    2 years ago
    A cartoon of a woman driving a car. Above her, the text reads: "Eyes on the road lady. Stop trying to get laid. See these are the people the don't understand speed limits and why car-jacking is illegal." A speech bubble is coming from the woman saying "You know its not as late as I thought maybe you could come up to my place?"
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  • blach66
    2 years ago
    A scene from the Simpsons shows Ralph sitting on a bus with a worried expression. Above the image is text that reads, "When you tell your English teacher she made a spelling mistake." Below Ralph, the text says "(chuckles) I'm in danger."
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  • blach66
    2 years ago
    A light brown dog with a pink collar is looking skeptically with one eyebrow raised. The text on the image reads "ARE YOU SURE THERE IS NOT SUGAR IN SUGAR FREE COKE".
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  • blach66
    2 years ago
    A four-panel image shows a man leaning into a car window asking a woman for a ride downtown. The woman replies that she won't give him a lift because she's looking for a one night stand.
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  • blach66
    2 years ago
    A three-panel image shows a speed dating scenario. In the first panel, a man asks a woman: "Do you like pineapple on pizza?" The second panel shows the woman saying: "It's OK." In the third panel, the man says: "I don't think we should see each other any more."
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  • Jenny 😂
    2 years ago
    A photo of the front of a Planet Fitness building. The shadow of the building is in the shape of the McDonald's logo, a large M. Text above the image says: When you're trying to stay healthy but your demons still haunt you.
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  • Jenny 😂
    2 years ago
    A meme shows a statue of Christ the Redeemer with a helicopter flying in front of it. The text above reads: "When you finally see that bitch ass mosquito."
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  • Daddy dick
    2 years ago

    GOD DAM THAAT MUST HURT

    A close up photo of a woman's face. She has nose piercings and her eyes are closed. A hand is holding a 9V battery to her tongue. The text reads: "How you jump start a millennial..."
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  • Daddy dick
    2 years ago

    DAM

    A close-up of a gray dog with a pink collar looking at the camera. The text above says, "When the customers randomly having a rant you can do nothing about and you just stand there listening like."
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  • Hgfdfrgt
    2 years ago

    Whats the frist thing u see

    The image shows a shelf full of plungers in a store. Most of the plungers have a red rubber cup and a yellow handle. Some have a red rubber cup with a blue handle and one with a clear plastic handle. The prices are shown at the bottom.
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  • Daddy dick
    2 years ago
    The left side shows the sole of a Timberland boot with a white charging cable lodged in the treads. Above this image is the text, "I've been looking for this thing for WEEKS". The right side is a screen shot of a text conversation. The first message is "What do you want from Panera", then the response "Chicken Sees Her Salad". The next message is "What?", followed by "What I always get", then "Chicken Caesar Salad?", and lastly "IS THAT WHAT IT IS".
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  • Daddy dick
    2 years ago

    Your not actually cute so shhhhh

    A close up image of a raccoon with a soft, blurred background. The text reads, "When you accidentally turn on the front facing camera but it's okay because you're cute."
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  • Daddy dick
    2 years ago

    I hope this email finds u well

    The image shows a cat wrapped in a blanket with a grumpy expression. Above the cat, it says: "I hope this email finds you well" How the email found me:
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