Glitter memes

Color

1 year ago

The meme consists of two images. The top image shows a black tote bag with the text "My favorite color is glitter" printed on it, with "glitter" in golden sparkling letters. The bottom image is a split panel with a woman yelling and pointing at the left and a white cat with a distorted face on the right. The woman image is labeled with the word “GLITTER!” in golden letters.

Comparison

2 years ago

NAAAAA

The image shows a side-by-side comparison of rapper 6ix9ine, with his colorful hair and teeth, and a troll character from the movie Trolls, also with colorful hair, suggesting they look similar. The text says, "I knew 6ix9ine looked familiar. Bitch, don't ever disrespect Lady Glitter Sparkles like this again."

Spongebob

9 months ago

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A four-panel meme with Spongebob characters. The top left panel shows Spongebob holding a tray of colorful macarons. The top right panel shows Patrick Star cosplaying as Thanos. The bottom left panel shows a worried Spongebob looking at a cloud of dust. The bottom right panel shows a fish screaming with a mouthful of gold glitter.

Jokes

Nut

11 months ago

Hear about the guy who dipped his nuts in glitter?

Pretty nuts!

Kelly Clarkson

2 years ago

Gary Glitter was imprisoned for inappropriate relations with preteens. Not to be outdone, Kelly Clarkson exclaimed, "Hold my Bud Light!" whilst grasping her 1-year-old daughter.

Pervert

7 years ago

Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?

He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.

Glitter jokes