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Shower

A two-panel illustration comparing men and women before and after a shower. The top panel, labeled 'MAN', shows a man with messy, unkempt hair and beard before a shower, and a clean-cut, well-groomed man after a shower. The bottom panel, labeled 'WOMAN', shows an attractive woman with styled hair before a shower, and a woman with wet, matted hair and a distorted, unappealing face after a shower.

Priority

A screen capture of a search engine query showing a search for 'justice for w' with auto-completed options including 'justice for waluigi' and 'justice for women'. Above the search bar is the text "Glad to see we have our priorities in order".

Voice

Shitpost-master general

A screenshot of two tweets. The first tweet says: "it's so surreal hearing my own voice in Pornhub ads before videos." The second tweet says: "So your the woman interrupting my gay porn" with a picture of Goku below.

Peace

Who can be my peace

Cave

she not walking for days

A cave painting on an orange-brown stone wall depicts a person bent over with another figure behind them.

Outside

My brother needs to see this

The image is a screen that looks like an error message with a dinosaur. The text says "No Bitches". Underneath it says "Try:" followed by a list of suggestions: "Going outside", "Talking to women", and "Taking a shower". The message concludes with "You get no bitches".

Bisexual

The image contains a two-part meme. The first part shows a group of three penguins with the text "amy: 'oh I'm bisexual I like men and women!'" above them and "Wouldn't that make you" below. The second part is a close-up of one penguin's face with an angry expression and the text "a faggot who got rejected by both genders?" below.

Wheel

Just came up with a smart new way to make jokes. Try to figure it out without context

A screenshot of a website called "wheelofnames.com" with a wheel. The sections of the wheel contain: priest, prostitute, autistic, racist, transphobic, porn, woman, and shooting. To the right of the wheel there is a list with the same words. The text on top of the wheel says "The world stands with Ukraine". The website offers a feature to spin the wheel from within Discord.

Farm

A man with an open mouth and wide eyes holds his hands on his head. The text above him says: "When bro expects to see 'cows' in my milk farm, but instead he sees 60 naked pregnant women with breast pumps attached and another 60 black mfs keeping them pregnant."

Menstruation

A person is shown with their mouth wide open, screaming. Above the person, the text reads: "Liberals after finding out girls menstruate and not womenstruate."

Towel

your choice

A woman is lying down and has many small doll-like figures on her face and body. The text overlayed on the image says, "When he takes too long to get the towel."

Justice

A screenshot of a search engine showing the search terms "justice for w", then the suggested search "justice for waluigi", and then "justice for women". Above it reads "Glad to see we have our priorities in order".

Intimacy

The image shows text in white font on a grey background. It reads: "If a woman is uncomfortable watching you masturbate, she: A. Has intimacy issues. B. Is frigid. C. Needs to sit somewhere else on the bus."

Relationship

A cartoon image shows Katy Perry, wearing a wedding veil and green dress, and Elmo, a red muppet, standing in front of a cartoon building. The text above reads: "Katy: 'Men must learn to like a woman for her personality, not her body.' Elmo: 'Would you-' Katy: 'No, you're too short.'"

Asshole

When gay guys realize women have assholes to:

Two men are in a discussion. The text on the meme references gay men realizing that women have assholes too.

Interest

A two-panel cartoon. The top panel shows a muscular man asking a woman 'Can I buy you a drink?' She says 'Sure!'. Below the text, the text 'SHE'S NOT INTERESTED' appears. The bottom panel shows the same man asking a different, pink-haired woman the same question. The original woman is standing next to the pink-haired one and again rejects him by the text below her: 'SHE'S NOT INTERESTED'. The drawing style is cartoonish and simplified. The user name '@FATGESol' is visible in the lower left.

Cactus

How it feels dealing with women...

A child is about to kiss a cactus.

Abortion

A photo shows a doll that resembles an unborn baby next to text that reads: "If I was a girl, I would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant so I would deliver a potato sized 1/3 developed dead fetus, then I would take the fetus, put it in a jar of preservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house, and I would do it until I had so many the rooms walls were nothing but potato sized aborted fetuses. Then I would have a kid and when they're bad I would make them sit in the fetus room and remind them of how easy I could have aborted their ass."

Math

WITCHHHH

The image shows a three-panel meme. In the first panel, a person looks skeptical, in the second panel the person squints with suspicion, and in the third panel, they are looking angry with a pitchfork overlaid on their face. The text above the meme reads: "When you're a woman living in the 1600s and you accidentally do math. The townsfolk:".

Men

Men (I LOVE DICK) FUCK YOU BY THE WAY

The image shows a comparison between how women and men interact. At the top, the text says "Women get together and tall about their feelings." Below are four men making the word "DICK" with their bodies. The lower part of the picture shows the shadows of two women and a bench on a sidewalk.

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