Wife memes
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My wife
POV its late at night and your wife lickes her lips
Throw the bed sheet or better yet, throw the entire bed out
Jokes
After my wife died, I couldn't even look at another woman for 10 years.
But now that I'm out of jail, I can honestly say it was worth it!
I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant, but apparently it just changes the color of the baby.
Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"
Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."