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OJ Simpson

Anonymous · 28 days ago

A white image with black text reads: 'Dear wife I am not Will Smith I am O.J. Simpson'. Below the text are a sunglasses face emoji and a white glove emoji.

Kid

Helene 💀☠️ · 3 months ago

Bill Gates

Heroin Monkey · 4 months ago

Daughter

Shitpost master-general · 4 months ago

A meme with text at the top: "Me When my wife asks me where our daughters heart surgery money went (the evil blackjack dealer has it)". Below the text is a close-up photo of a brown dog looking directly at the camera with a wide-eyed, shocked, or guilty expression.

Promotion

Heroin Monkey · 5 months ago

A meme featuring a screenshot of actor Brad Pitt from the movie 'Meet Joe Black'. He is smiling warmly and sincerely at a woman who has her back to the camera. The text overlay reads: 'Me GENUINELY telling my wife I got promoted to assistant manager at KFC so she can finally quit her job as a brain surgeon'.

Plant

Shitpost master-general · 7 months ago

A four-panel comic. In the first panel, a woman with a green bow in her hair waters a basil plant with a red watering can. In the second, she looks sad while watering an empty pot labeled "Thyme", next to other pots labeled "Rosemary" and "Nirnroot". In the third panel, she asks a man, "Honey, why isn't my Thyme growing?" He replies, "Be patient. Give it some Thyme." In the fourth panel, the woman is in a hospital bed with an IV drip. A bear-like doctor shows her an X-ray of a human chest, with a bone clearly labeled "Thymus". The comic is attributed to Enzo Comics and CUEK.CO.

Autism

Heroin Monkey · 7 months ago

A multi-panel meme. The top panel is a cartoon showing a sad baby elephant covered in numerous syringes. It has a speech bubble that says "I have autism". In the background, a woman sits on a couch while a man watches a television screen that displays the text "SCIENTISTS ARE MYSTIFIED AS TO WHAT IS CAUSING AUTISM". This panel is shared by "Kari Bundy - Health Activist". Below this, a comment from user "absurdist-void" reads: "you're laughing but i can't stop my autistic elephant son from shooting heroin while i'm trying to watch tv with my bitch wife".

Puberty

Willy b · 8 months ago

A two-panel comic. In the first panel, a man in a traditional keffiyeh sits at a desk across from a doctor in a white coat with a stethoscope. The man is speaking, and a speech bubble above him says, "My wife is going through 'the change' and I just don't find her attractive anymore." In the second panel, the man looks down, and the doctor looks at him. The doctor's speech bubble asks, "The menopause?" The man's speech bubble replies, "No, puberty...".

Fan

RapBoat · 9 months ago

An image of Rihanna smiling, posing on a yellow background with the words "FENTY BEAUTY" repeated across it. She is wearing a strapless light yellow dress and has long blonde hair.

Meme

Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago

Vulgarity

Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago

Player

Anonymous · 1 year ago

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Spongebob and Patrick from Spongebob Squarepants are looking shocked at a muscular man. The image says: "Clash of clans players struggling to not say hog rider after they discover their wife in their bedroom cheating with a black man."

Relationship

Anonymous · 1 year ago

Shit-post master general

A person wearing a black t-shirt that says: "I'd rather be gaming, but I've got a wife to beat."

Year

Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

A man in a suit looking down in disbelief. The text reads: "When your loving wife of 15 years takes off her wig and it's been Ethan oiled up the whole time."

Son

Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

The image shows a screenshot from a video with the text "Omni-man: "I think I miss my wife." Powerplex's son:" written on it.

Gasoline

Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

A man is drinking gasoline from a cup, while a woman is sitting in her car, presumably unable to start the engine. The text reads: "ME WATCHING MY WIFE TRY AND LEAVE ME DUE TO MY GASOLINE DRINKING ADDICTION BUT THE CAR WON'T START (HMM I WONDER WHY)"

Donkey

Anonymous · 1 year ago

Shitpost-master general

In a desert-themed meme, a donkey and a woman are stuck in the sand. The donkey says, "Save me, I can get you out of the desert." The woman says, "Save me, I can be your wife." Below the images are two buttons offering the options to save the donkey or save the woman.

Kid

MATTIX · 1 year ago

A two-panel meme shows a red sports car doing a burnout above a red minivan doing a burnout. The top panel is labeled "Before wife and kids" and the bottom panel is labeled "After wife and kids".

Punch

Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

A cartoon image of Goku doing push-ups on a red floor in a white room. The text on top says: "Me training so my wife doesn't have to take weak punches."

Picture

Thoughtless · 1 year ago

A couple is lying in bed. The text on top reads: "Her: He's probably thinking about other women..." Underneath is written "Him: Who the hell is taking pictures of me and my wife in bed."

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