Weight Memes - Page 2 - Worst Jokes Ever

Fitness

Me after picking up anything remotely heavy

A white cartoon rabbit is holding a pink dumbbell with an effortful expression. The weight says 4 LB.

Pokemon card

A Pokemon card featuring a character called Four with two eye attacks and two lightning attacks. It has the text "Basic Pokemon Four. Arabic numeral four Pokemon. Length: Unknown, Weight: Unknown. Zappies: Four zaps the oppo with his hands. Screech: Four Screeches the opponent."

Memes

Are you out of mind!
Why do you carry those bricks!
Now is bedtime!
I'm tryna get like you
mama I mean you got
them airbag titties
like hubba hubba
honk honk type shitt
wanna know what it
feels like to carry
around all that
weight you been
carrying around all
your life I mean at
least since you was 14
not that I would've
been into it at that
age I'm just sayin like
you got them
bazooka bubble
breast and I'm tryna
chew on that
experience got me
bricked up fr fr

Pound

A photo of Tyler, the Creator with the quote "I'm quarter pound, you chicken nugget," attributed to him in the song "Okra."

Flavor

The image shows a box of Pop-Tarts with the flavor "Flex Tape". The packaging has a red circle stating "Phil Swift approved!" The graphic shows two Pop-Tarts filled with black Flex Tape and a small Flex Tape container on the lower left. Phil Swift is giving a thumbs-up on the right.

Seafood diet

A boy flexes his arm muscles. Text: I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.

Lecture

for fat people......... sorry

A light yellow image with two cartoon minion characters. The top minion is wearing blue overalls and has one eye covered with a goggle. The bottom minion is looking to the right, wearing blue overalls and has big round eyes. The text says: "Eat whatever you want, and if someone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too."

Wolf

Oh my gods they’re watching us oh my god

Mr Bean

A photo of a tablet on a table displaying a custom-made Pokemon card of Mr. Bean. The card lists his name, HP, and two attack abilities with descriptions and attack points.

Diet

A tweet from user @papiko_114514 on a dark background. The tweet reads: "It's unfair how easy it is for men to diet 😡😡. Masturbate ↓ About 2g of semen come out ↓ Masturbate 500 times per day ↓ Lose 1kg. Wouldn't you lose 10kg if you'd continue this for 10 days??? 😡😡". Below the tweet, it says "3:55 PM · 2019/02/13 · Twitter for iPhone".

Diet

I am on a diet

A chubby boy with a blue tank top flexing his biceps. The text on the image reads "I'M ON A SEAFOOD DIET. I SEE FOOD AND I EAT IT."

Seafood diet

I'M ON A SEAFOOD DIET.I SEE FOOD AND I EAT IT!!.

A young boy with a chubby build is flexing his arms. He is wearing a blue wrestling singlet.

Cat

Cat girl weight gain

The image shows a series of five cartoon drawings of a female cat character. The first one on the upper left is a slender cat in a business outfit with a skirt. The second on the top middle is a bit chubby and is wearing a pink hoodie and grey pants and has her arms up. The third drawing is on the top right and the cat is chubbier wearing a black outfit. The fourth in the middle of the image is even bigger lying on a sofa eating cookies. The last one on the bottom is on a bed eating even more treats.

Jokes

Woman

Tell a woman she's beautiful a hundred times, and she won't believe you. Tell a woman she's fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.

Fat Girl

I saw a fat girl with a 'Guess' t-shirt, so I said, "286lb."

Pal

"You look like you've lost some weight."

"Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!"