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Tsukuyomi

A photo of a tablet on a table displaying a custom-made Pokemon card of Mr. Bean. The card lists his name, HP, and two attack abilities with descriptions and attack points.

Diddlemethis

The image shows a box of Pop-Tarts with the flavor "Flex Tape". The packaging has a red circle stating "Phil Swift approved!" The graphic shows two Pop-Tarts filled with black Flex Tape and a small Flex Tape container on the lower left. Phil Swift is giving a thumbs-up on the right.

Anonymous

Me after picking up anything remotely heavy

A white cartoon rabbit is holding a pink dumbbell with an effortful expression. The weight says 4 LB.

Jazzy💕

Family: *Insults my weight*
Family: *Insults my friends*
Family: *Insults my interests*
Family: "You're being so rude, why
aren't you spending time with us?"

Anonymous

Does thou even lift thy weighted equipment?

A drawing of a historical duel between two men with an additional two observers. The text above reads: "I bet if we brought back dueling there would be a lot less butthurt bitches."

Heroin Monkey

Are you out of mind!
Why do you carry those bricks!
Now is bedtime!
I'm tryna get like you
mama I mean you got
them airbag titties
like hubba hubba
honk honk type shitt
wanna know what it
feels like to carry
around all that
weight you been
carrying around all
your life I mean at
least since you was 14
not that I would've
been into it at that
age I'm just sayin like
you got them
bazooka bubble
breast and I'm tryna
chew on that
experience got me
bricked up fr fr

shaylie lol

A rounded Dora the Explorer plush toy stands on a shelf. In the background, a shelf with goods and a poster "HECHO EN REGION ELITE" can be seen. The caption above reads: "When the only thing you explore is the refrigerator."

Heroin Monkey

A cartoon image shows a forest scene with trees and grass. A brown bear sits in the background, and a detached human arm with a fitness watch lies on the ground. A speech bubble reads "Great run. You lost 79 kg."

Heroin Monkey

The image is a four-panel comic featuring the trollface character. In the top left, the trollface is lifting weights with the text "A human can lift more than their weight". The top right panel shows the trollface sitting with the text "1) pick yourself up". In the bottom left panel, the trollface is flying over a city with the text "2) fly". The bottom right panel shows a dark night sky with a trollface in it.

Weight Gain

Cat girl weight gain

The image shows a series of five cartoon drawings of a female cat character. The first one on the upper left is a slender cat in a business outfit with a skirt. The second on the top middle is a bit chubby and is wearing a pink hoodie and grey pants and has her arms up. The third drawing is on the top right and the cat is chubbier wearing a black outfit. The fourth in the middle of the image is even bigger lying on a sofa eating cookies. The last one on the bottom is on a bed eating even more treats.

Klaus English

A large man kicks an alligator in a swamp with the text "Cheeseburgers" above him. Three alligators are shown in the water, and the text "Motivation to lose weight" is next to one alligator being kicked by the man.

SexyAndIKnowIt

I'M ON A SEAFOOD DIET.I SEE FOOD AND I EAT IT!!.

A young boy with a chubby build is flexing his arms. He is wearing a blue wrestling singlet.

PokemonCardMemeBoiiii

A character resembling a blueberry pie is depicted on a card that looks like a Pokemon card. The card reads: "Basic Pokémon Pie 50 HP. Explosive blueberry pie Pokémon. Length: Unknown, Weight: Unknown. Blueberry Explosion 10x. Weakness +30, resistance -30, retreat cost."

PokemonCardMemeBoiiii

A trading card style image features a cartoon pillow with a face and small limbs. The card's top reads "Basic Pokémon. Pillow" followed by "50 HP". A brief description, "Down pillow Pokémon. Length: Unknown, Weight: Unknown" is under the image. Below, the card lists two attacks: "Pillow Fight!" with a description and "Popper Toy". The card also shows a weakness (+30) and resistance (-30). At the bottom it reads, "Illus. Druvianism Arts 1995, 96, 88 Nintendo Creatures. GAMEFREAK. ©1999 Wizardz. 55/102".

PokemonCardMemeBoiiii

A yellow Pokémon card with a depiction of a black television screen. The card includes the name 'TV' and its 'Bright Light' and 'Speaker Blast' attacks. It's described as a 'Flat-screen plasma television Pokémon'.

PokemonCardMemeBoiiii

The image shows a Pokemon card with Dora as the character. It states that, "An island eater such as myself has always been fated to go hungry.", and the attack is called "Perfect Spanish" where Dora will talk in spanish, making the opponent confused.

PokemonCardMemeBoiiii

A picture of a cake stylized as a Pokemon card. The cake is a rectangular slice of chocolate cake with a frowning face. The card lists the cake as a basic Pokemon with 50 HP. Its attack is "Butter Knife," where it will use a butter knife to stab the opponent. It also shows weakness and resistance.

PokemonCardMemeBoiiii

A Pokemon card featuring a drawing of a stick figure character named David. The card lists two attacks: "Aw, Seriously?" and "AW, SERIOUSLY!!??". The card also includes the following text: "Basic Pokémon. David. 50 HP. Stick figure Pokémon. Length: Unknown, Weight: Unknown. David says "Aw, Seriously?" Making the opponent confused. David yells "Aw, Seriously?" at the opponent. Weakness +30. Resistance -20. Retreat cost."

PokemonCardMemeBoiiii

A Pokemon trading card featuring the character Flower. The card reads: Basic Pokémon Flower. Flower Pokémon. Length: Unknown, Weight: Unknown. "Space". Flower pushes the opponent aside.

PokemonCardMemeBoiiii

A Pokemon card featuring a character called Four with two eye attacks and two lightning attacks. It has the text "Basic Pokemon Four. Arabic numeral four Pokemon. Length: Unknown, Weight: Unknown. Zappies: Four zaps the oppo with his hands. Screech: Four Screeches the opponent."

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