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Evil Duck Lords Of America

A four-panel comic strip shows two ducks. In the first panel, one duck tells the other, "Champ, you look exhausted. Why don'tcha take a nap?" In the second panel, the other duck says, "I don't wanna! I hate naps!" The first duck responds with, "Wait...you...what...?" In the fourth panel, the second duck exclaims, "I just want- who hates naps?!"

Thoughtless

A four-panel comic strip shows a father and son encountering a bear in the woods. In the first panel, the father tells the son to play dead. In the second panel, the son is lying on the ground. The bear sniffs the father in the third panel. In the final panel, the son asks why his dad isn't playing dead, and his dad replies, "Because I'm dead inside, son."

A Star Wars Fan

A two-panel image with the text "There's an owl outside your house waiting for you" at the top. The top panel shows a man looking excited, with the text 'Harry Potter fans' on the left. The bottom panel shows a man crying, with the text 'Duolingo users' on the left.

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Who did that

A cartoon character, Gru, is shown in six panels. In the first three, Gru is showing his plans to fly to, shrink, and grab the moon. In the fourth panel, he shows a plan to sit on the toilet. The last panel shows a close-up of Gru with text "Wait... what?"

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a page from a diary with hand-written text and a small drawing of a person on a couch looking dejected.

Heroin Monkey

Monday
DECEMBER
Today was fucking dreadful.
Me and the boys were just watching porn on the
school computers in computer science. Nothing harmful.
You know how it goes, though. There's always s
bitch across the room, just waiting, dying to ruin the
fun.
Some
WHAT
GREG IS WATCHING
PORNOGRAPHY, MR
JIZZLE!
"PANT
PANT
THE
ZFUCK?!
The next time I see
snitch is fucking dead.
Patty, I swear to god, that
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Heroin Monkey

The text reads, "The doctor waiting for the parents to stop crying about their dead son so he can announce the $300,000 medical bill." Below the text is a close-up of a man with a slight, almost uncomfortable, smile and a white coat.

Heroin Monkey

big [fire] balls

A platypus in a box with the text: "BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE. Because the platypus both lays eggs and produces milk, it's one of the few animals that can make its own custard. AS AN ADDED BONUS HER MATE CAN POISON THE CUSTARD WITH HIS OWN VENOM."

Heroin Monkey

A Twitter post with a user asking a hypothetical question about getting their penis stuck in a ketchup bottle, followed by two replies.

Heroin Monkey

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a comment thread. The first comment, from user 'Messisdaddy', states "Those moans be faker than Santa". The second comment below, from 'bobbobve', asks "Wait Santa fake?"

kate✨

Sony: Publishes a live.
service game that sold well
Also Sony:
Wait a minute, I hate PC users

Your local comrade

🎵There's a star-man waiting in the sky🎵

Me travelling back in time
to tell Americans there will
be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001,
and to survive it, they have
to climb up to the two tallest
buildings in New York
New Yor
geino

Heroin Monkey

wait did caley date ashton this is her uwu crew bio

Cal3y <3
I'm Cal3y. I am also taken by my lovely boyfriend. Slay bae (Ashton Parkes )
Slay bae

shaylie lol

A young man sits in the backseat of a car, looking slightly awkward. The text overlay says: "When your father is yelling at you about being irresponsible on your way to school and you're waiting to tell him that you forgot your bag at home."

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

forgot me smh

A person wearing a racing suit and a cap is drinking from a shoe. The text on the image says, "I can't wait. 1. daniel avacado."

Anonymous

An unpleasant pause.

Two people are looking at each other. Text above them reads: "When the show on Netflix is actually good". Text on the bottom of the image reads: "[exhales] The head can wait."

RapBoat

A screenshot of a Reddit thread. The title reads "sounds about right. Fucking typical. This is how it goes with anyone I talk to". The thread shows a user asking to name two hip-hop artists so they can be compared. The first response is asking whether they meant "Aesop rock or Lupe fiasco". Then there's a response that claims that Lupe is better as a lyricist. Another user asks if they meant "aesop rock or asap rocky" because they are different rappers, to which the user replies he meant asap and that he never actually listened to Aesop rock.

Heroin Monkey

The image is a close-up of a man's face with a serious expression. He is bald, wearing glasses, and has a beard. Above the image, it says, "Oh man I can't wait to play GTA 6!!" Below that, it says, "The sudden pain in the left side of my chest:".

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