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Anime Boy

A 3D rendered penguin is wearing a cowboy hat and a sheriff star. It holds a gun. Above the penguin, it says "SHUT" and below the penguin it says "UP".

TechPriestGotDrip

The image shows a Bionicle figure being threatened with a power drill. The text reads: "My gf: If you don't stop posting bionicle memes we're breaking up. Me: *posts bionicle memes*. My gf: *leaves me*. Me: I regret nothing."

TechPriestGotDrip

Oh dear Omnissiah imma act up!

The image shows a four-panel meme. The top panel shows a person holding a colorful, spherical object with a toaster design. The text says: "Here is what the classifier algorithm thinks is the pure essence of toaster. When the neural net". The subsequent panels show, from left to right and top to bottom: a picture of Adeptus Mechanicus, a robed figure looking unimpressed, an image of a regular toaster and finally a second robed figure flailing wildly.

Chri5

Hol up

The image shows a four-panel comic strip followed by a screenshot from the game "Among Us". In the first four panels, a man is shown sitting at a table on four different "free days": "tobacco free day", "alcohol free day", "coffee free day", and "masturbation free day". In each panel, he has a smoking object in his mouth. The fifth panel is a screenshot of the "Among Us" game, showing an "Emergency Meeting". Text on the image says, "EMERGENCY MEETING" and "Calera".

TechPriestGotDrip

Holy Omnissiah indeed

The image shows a four-panel comic. In the first panel, a person asks a large, muscular figure in red armor, "Wow! How did you get like that?" The second panel shows the same figure, with a text bubble saying, "Every time Adeptus Mechanicus posts a toaster meme." The third panel shows the muscular figure saying, "I do one push-up." The final panel shows the person from the first panel with wide eyes and the text, "Holy Omnissiah."

Anonymous

A cartoon image of Mike Wazowski from Monsters, Inc. is shown with a distorted background of swirling patterns in pink and yellow. The text above Mike reads, "When you stand up too fast and have to stand still for 10 seconds trying not to black out."

DAP ME UP

An emoji is pointing a gun in one direction and looking in the other. The text above the emoji reads, "Dab me up."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a text list titled 'Top 10 Things To Do In An Elevator'. The list provides humorous and absurd actions to perform inside an elevator.

Heroin Monkey

The text on the image says: "The dude I pay to stop by once a week to pick up poop in my backyard just realized that I don't have pets."

MEME LORD

A cartoon character with an angry face is yelling. The text says "me yelling uno with 16 cards up my ass".

Heroin Monkey

The meme shows an image from the card game Yu-Gi-Oh! and a comment that reads: "I play pot of greed which allows me to shove 2 more cards up my ass."

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a social media post where a user shares the tragic news of their 21-year-old nephew's suicide. Another user replies by comparing the situation to the anime "Yu Yu Hakusho." The original poster then criticizes the insensitivity of the response.

Heroin Monkey

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot from an explanation of a meme. The text says: "Explanation Experiment Explain Bear. Listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is so bad it's good, or maybe it's just plain bad. The punchline is that Explain bear is gay. So what? Also, it is confirmed (wink)."

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

A meme showing a cat with arrows indicating a cycle with the text "I wake up sleepy" and "I go be sleepy somewhere else."

LtPancakes98

care to explain bitch? it seems thats what youre good at

The image shows a text box that contains the text "Explain Bear. Alright, listen up, you smoothbrain. You're here 'cause you don't know that Doom Eternal is a first-person shooter, not a driving game. There ain't no cars to customize, see? The image shows a search result mixin' up Doom Eternal with GTA. The car customization is a GTA thing. You got it? You just mixed up two different video games."

Why should you care

Perfect

The image shows a four-panel meme with a character from Disney's "The Emperor's New Groove" labeled "The DM" in each panel. The first panel says, "They befriended a random Kobold." The second panel says, "They're letting it do all their dirty work." The third panel says, "What if I make the Kobold really cute?" The fourth panel says, "Make it warm up to one of the more friendlier characters." Then, "Then purposely put him into harm's way so the party kills him by accident," and finally, "Oh yeah. It's all coming together."

Heroin Monkey

The image displays a screenshot from a video game featuring a menu with three options: "Give Up", "Try Again", and "Call Luigi". Text overlayed on the image reads: "POV: your insurance claim was denied by United Healthcare". Luigi is visible in the upper right corner of the image.

Anonymous

Skeletor looking up with an open mouth and a worried expression. The text says: "When you're shooting up the school and bust into the special ed class and the autistic kid tries to summon a force shield."

MEME LORD

The image shows two pictures side by side. On the left is a cartoon of a furry character with a dark blue head, tan muzzle, and yellow beak. He is depicted with a plump bottom. On the right is a picture of a dark blue 2014 Subaru Outback. A text overlay says: "Sold. 2014 Subaru outback 2.5i Limited Wagon 4D $10,000 Listed a day ago in Waterford, WI"

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