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Heart

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A still from Sesame Street shows Ernie and Bert standing next to a snowman. In the bottom of the image, overlaid on a black background, are the words: "You can still hear her heart beat!" Ernie said. It wasn't until spring that the hooker's dead body would show up on the playground.

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Schedule

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A black and white image of a muscular man with a beard above an image that lists a schedule including waking up, masturbating, saying "Gm" in the group chat, being ignored, and stating he will kill himself.

Dare

Adolf kitler · 1 year ago

explain bear pull up I dare you >:(

A small, tabby kitten is sitting down and pointing a black handgun forward.

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Tank

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image presents a comparison between a "Girlfriend" and a "Leopard 2 A7 Tank". The "Girlfriend" side lists negatives such as "Can't fire missiles", "Never protects you", "Minds if you roam with other girls", and "Breaks up with you". The "Leopard 2 A7 Tank" side lists positives like "Can fire missiles", "Has a bulletproof outer shell", "Doesn't mind if you use other tanks", and "Virtually impossible to break."

Drug

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A statue with an exaggerated expression of shock and surprise. The text says, "When the cops find drugs and you have to act like you don't know how they got up your ass."

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Crime

Lustlos from Sw · 1 year ago

A tweet by derek guy @dieworkwear that reads: "i honestly dont know how rich ppl end up committing crimes. if i had even $500K, i would live so peacefully, mind my own business, wear my little outfits, and just feed birds."

Video Game

LtPancakes98 · 1 year ago

care to explain bitch? it seems thats what youre good at

The image shows a text box that contains the text "Explain Bear. Alright, listen up, you smoothbrain. You're here 'cause you don't know that Doom Eternal is a first-person shooter, not a driving game. There ain't no cars to customize, see? The image shows a search result mixin' up Doom Eternal with GTA. The car customization is a GTA thing. You got it? You just mixed up two different video games."

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Education

Anonymous · 1 year ago

Kids grow up/ to be really dumb/ through California Education.

The image shows a pool filled with reddish-orange liquid, possibly lava, with a blue ocean in the background. The pool is surrounded by a light brown wooden border.

Cat

Adolf kitler · 1 year ago

A split image showing a white cat giving a thumbs up on the left with the text "You've reached encouragement cat. Great job. Keep it up." and a small tabby kitten holding a small brown suitcase on the right with the text "cats on their way to the biscuit factory off to work".

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Man

Apollo · 1 year ago

FUCK YEA

The image shows a text about the life and work of Niels Bohr, a physicist. The text discusses his impact on physics, his theories, and his role in history.

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Cat

Adolf kitler · 1 year ago

Four cartoon cats are depicted with descriptions of their character. The first cat is a black cat labelled "problem clan" and described as wanting to be cool, being sneaky, and always ending up with villains. The second cat is a beige cat labeled "I am speed" and described as being small, saying "get off my land," and thinking it is better than you. The third cat is a light blue cat labeled "swimmy" and described as starting a fight over some rocks, eating fish and forgetting who some people are. The last cat is an orange cat labeled "protagonist" and described as doing no wrong, being involved in everything, and related to everyone.

Day

Adolf kitler · 1 year ago

A white and grey cat sitting upright with its head tilted back. The text on the image says, "The majestic land seal capable of sleeping up to 22 hours a day."

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Cat

Adolf kitler · 1 year ago

A black cat with wide eyes and mouth open. Text says: "When you realise it's 4am and you're late for running up and down the hallway."

Grim Reaper

Evil Duck Lords Of America · 1 year ago

The image is a six-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a yellow duck stands alone, and the text reads, "There is no grim reaper." In the second panel, the same duck stands with the text, "There is only the duck of death." In the third panel, the duck is walking, and the text says, "At the end he waddles in and claims your soul." In the fourth panel, a Grim Reaper is next to text that reads, "We only made up the grim reaper so you wouldn't feel so stupid about being killed by a duck." In the fifth panel, the duck stands with the text "But it's really just going to be this cute." In the final panel, the same duck is pulling a person by their foot. The person is lying on the ground with the text, "Please don't be all angry about this. It's just the way it is."

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Tuna

Adolf kitler · 1 year ago

A Siamese cat sits at a table, looking grumpy, with the text: "We both know the tuna's fate. Give it up."

Technology

Thoughtless · 1 year ago

A text post that says: "We live in an age where you can press a button and a deep web hitman shows up at your door and kills you. Technology is incredible." Followed by two comments: "what button", and "what fucking button".

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Bro

Chunke Monke · 1 year ago

The image shows a close-up, distorted view of a duck or similar bird, with a chaotic scene in the background of what appears to be a messy room. Text at the top reads: "POV: bro asks you on game the get and all 'this but see' you mute and up."

Chat

Anonymous · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a Discord chat between two users. The first user, with the name Doll, admits to being hypersexual and horny. The second user initially responds with understanding, but then states that they were thinking of the first user while they were having these feelings. The first user responds with "That's bad."

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Head

MrBreadHead · 1 year ago

What do you have your head up your a-

A group of people watches a dancer whose head is tucked up inside his shirt, making it look like his head is up his butt. The crowd around the dancer appears shocked and amused by the dancer's pose.

Year

TaylorSwiftBoat · 1 year ago

Three men stand in front of a sign that says, "You must 21 years to enter". The text on the image says, "I stand up when I piss (On God)". The text below the image says "21 Savage, Offset & Metro Boomin, 'Still Serving'" and "Genius" on the bottom right.

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