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Adolf kitler

A screenshot of a message exchange. The first message says "Good morning beautiful". The second message includes an image of an unkempt cat with text below saying "I woke up like this". The third message says "Sorry, I have a girlfriend."

Heroin Monkey

A painting of two women. The one at the top is raising her arms with an angry expression and the text "Runneth up bitch" above her. The lower woman is holding out her hand towards the other, with the text below: "Thou doth not want these hands."

united kingdom

A screenshot of a Twitter conversation. Thiccboy says, "I'm very sad." MoonPie replies, "Would you like an interesting fact to cheer you up?" Thiccboy says, "Yes." MoonPie says, "Me too do you know any?"

Cosmo the Intern

Cosmo the Intern

A wooden box propped up by a stick, with a pile of tacos underneath. A news article about Donald Trump's supposed plan to round up immigrants is overlaid on top of the image.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a person in a pit in the ground with a small bottle in their hand. The text above reads, "Jake Paul digging up Muhammad Ali to fight him next."

Heroin Monkey

DAD IS FUCKING DEAD. HE SHOT HIMSELF.
Rodrick and I heard a bang come from the basement, and
the first thing we see is DAD ON THE FLOOR WITH
A BULLET IN HIS FUCKING HEAD. When Mom
turned around, I tell she looked batshit crazy. She
was
you
holding a glock and looked like a fucking animal.
I'M GONNA
BREAK YOUR
FUCKING
LEGS GREG
WHAT THE
HELL?!
She then threatened us for answers for who told Dad,
and when I thought things couldn't get any i
BUBBY
DID IT!
worse...
HE had to fuck shit up.
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Heroin Monkey

The image shows a page from a diary with hand-written text and a small drawing of a person on a couch looking dejected.

TaylorSwiftBoat

The image shows Mark Zuckerberg and T-Pain in a music studio. T-Pain is seen playing a keyboard, while Mark Zuckerberg stands in the background. A smaller inset photo shows Zuckerberg wearing a black t-shirt.

Adolf Nigler

If only true Americans voted:

A United States map is displayed with states colored red or blue to represent an election outcome. The legend shows Harris with 31 electoral votes and Trump with 337, suggesting a landslide victory for Trump. The user can select a party, show a toss-up, or a third party and see the state breakdown below.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a screenshot of an ad with the text "Are You Single? Wake up and Meet up Your Princess." below, and "WishDates" at the bottom with a play button and the link "Visit site". The background of the ad is a close-up of Nikocado Avocado.

Heroin Monkey

A text message conversation. It starts with a message from "fbi agent" saying "You welcome, don't mess this up king". Followed by a question "Wyd", the reply "playing xbox with the boys", then "you?" and finally a message saying: "Parents aren't home come over".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows six yellow folders. The first folder is labeled "Memes if Kamala Wins", the second folder is "Memes if Trump Wins", the third folder is "Memes if Bernie Shows up with a Steel Chair", the fourth is "Memes for WWIII", the fifth is "Pie Recipes", and the sixth is "Hello Kitty Island Adventures Cheat Codes".

TaylorSwiftBoat

E
r/Eminem
u/Kangar... . C'mon Let Me Ride - Skylar Grey Ft. Eminem...
J cole had pictures of Eminem in his bedroom
growing up alongside shirtless posters of other
men in the rap game he loved. Real recognize
real
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i_suck_a_lot +1.3h alongside shirtless posters of ot...
Reasonable-Night-875 3h
Pac's nipples are visible in the poster. I wonder if Cole
ever pretend to breastfeed off him, and called it 'drinking
GOAT milk'.
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DAP ME UP

Rate my daily schedule

The image shows a daily schedule. It lists activities from waking up at 6 AM to going to sleep at 3 or 4 AM, including school, meals, chores, and walking the dog. It also mentions snacks, specifically "3 grilled cheeses on hamburger buns."

Heroin Monkey

The image is a comparison between a "Girlfriend" and "Uranium-235" each with a list of properties. Both are "Unstable", "Will split up on you", "Hard to find", and "Expensive". The girlfriend "Cannot be used to make atomic bomb" but the uranium can.

DAP ME UP

All these new people need a warm welcome so lets dap them up

An illustration with a yellow emoji with a gold tooth and a sly expression next to a yellow hand in a position to give a 'dap'.

Heroin Monkey

A still from a television program showing two muppets. Grover wears a blond wig and a brown jacket, while the other one is blue with a brown wig. The text says: "Grover mocks Mr. Johnson by dressing up as his dead wife."

THE ALPHA WOLF

A cartoon image shows a list of things that school doesn't teach, such as how to pay fanum tax, how to gamble, how to rizz up a gyatt, and skibidi toilet lore. A cartoon character is wiping his nose in the foreground with a school building behind him.

Heroin Monkey

A close up image of an orange tabby cat looking directly at the camera. The text "U up??? Bowls empty lol" is placed in the upper part of the image.

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