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Pentagon

The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters, ...

so Trump can't tweet it.

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  • Baby

    Dream tweeted, and I quote, "Babies kick pregnant women all the time, but I do it one time and I’m the one arrested."

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  • Priest

    On a hot summer's day, a famous celebrity tweeted, "It is a beautiful day, and I'm deciding which kid to have fun with today." To which the local priest replied, "I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today."

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