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Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a Reddit post from r/Kanye, labeled NSFW. The title asks, 'Is it still ethical to jiggle my johnson to Kanye songs?' The body text below is a 'DISCUSSION' post starting with 'A while ago, I discovered that certain Kanye songs caused me to become ithyphallic...' and continues with a lengthy description of the user's masturbation habits, influenced by Kanye West's music and recent controversies. It ends by asking for an alternative suggestion like 'Jordan Terrell Carter'.

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A screenshot of two tweets. The first tweet, posted by The Rock on September 11, 2024, states, "Nobody can defeat me." The second tweet, posted by Paper on September 14, 2024, is a reply to The Rock's tweet.

Face mcshooty

The meme shows a comic book panel from a tweet by TheBatPics. The tweet text reads "Lol batman was immune to the n-word-ification." The comic panel shows two halves of the Justice League. On the left, the characters are white. On the right, the characters are black.

gyattrizz

A tweet that says "garfields cum can be used as an alternative fuel if you consider my asshole a vehicle."

Adolf kitler

A black cat appears dramatically stretched out on a carpeted floor. The image is from a tweet saying "how ur cat sees himself when he hasn't eaten in almost an hour."

Heroin Monkey

Drake and 21 put both of they meat in
my ears and nutted at once with this
new album
12:28 AM 11/4/22 Twitter for iPhone
4,566 Retweets 1,863 Quote Tweets 40.8K Likes
peazy
27
@sleazyyp-7h
Replying to @OvOBrezzzy
just say the album good nigga wtf

Cosmo the Intern

Heroin Monkey

A tweet from President Biden that reads, "Get you a Werewolf Boyfriend who's Fat Balls STINK up the house."

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a tweet from NATO that says "@NATO blocked you. You are blocked from following @NATO and viewing @NATO's Tweets". The text above the screenshot reads "Me, hungover: I don't remember what happened last night. Last night:".

Heroin Monkey

A woman with dark makeup and tattoos is sitting on a bed. She wears a black tank top with the words "Satan loves me" printed on it. Below the picture is a tweet that says, "Stay the fuck away from me."

Heroin Monkey

A man with glasses sits in a car with a stained roof. The text overlayed on the image says, "Daddy will be home very soon, Kitten."

Anonymous

A screenshot of a tweet. The tweet says: "using my boobs as stress balls."

Anonymous

A Twitter post which reads, "aint been horny in 5 minutes i think im healing."

Anonymous

A screenshot of Twitter posts. The first post reads, "some of y'alls kids got some BIG ass heads." The following comments respond to this observation about head size.

Anonymous

The image is a screenshot of a tweet that says: "mfs be like 'stop dickriding' idgaf im bouncin and creamin all up on it now what?"

Jazzy💕

The image is a four-panel meme. The upper left and lower left panels show hands making origami. The upper right and lower right panels show Pope Francis looking contemplatively at the origami.

Anonymous

A screenshot of a tweet that reads "stop being horny. find jesus @stopthehorny. I am CRYING because people have sex. Please stop." The tweet was posted on April 4, 2021, at 6:02 PM via Twitter for iPhone. It has 737 retweets, 49 quote tweets, and 2,557 likes.

rapboat

A black and white image showing 21 Savage and Metro Boomin, overlaid with screenshots of tweets. In the first tweet, Soulja Boy says, "He got 24hrs to delete that tweet." The second tweet is from 21 Savage who replies, "Or what?". The third tweet is from Metro Boomin who says, "My phone rings to come to the studio with Jeezy. Yours rings to send Soulja Boy a pack of beats. Sit down."

Anonymous

A screenshot of a Tweet by Mc Donald's that says: "LGBT pissing me the fuck off tonight."

Heroin Monkey

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Tweet
Pokémon →
@Pokemon
How would you put "I'm a Pokémon
Trainer" on your resume?
2:58 PM 4/6/21 - Sprinklr
177 Retweets 132 Quote Tweets 2,217 Likes
27
↑
Wandering Weeaboo @Churc... 10m ...
Replying to @Pokemon
i kidnap wild animals and shove them in
my balls
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