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Anonymous

What's your size?

The image is a two-panel meme. The top panel shows text about NASA relabeling the penis sleeve in spacesuits, and a picture of what it looks like. The bottom panel shows a face looking at a knob labeled "PP SIZE" with options "Small", "Medium", and "Large".

DaRey1Cray

A close-up of Megamind's face, colored blue with the text: "SHE SAID HER FAVORITE COLOR WAS BLUE SO I BLUE HER UP (ARAB RIZZ)"

DADDY sus aka the king

me every day

A cartoon image of Spongebob looking bored, holding a pencil and a notepad. The text on the image says, "When your teacher walks by so you pretend that you're working."

Cahyani Ambara

If you read this picture, go get some bleach/holy water.

The image shows a scene from a Disney movie. On the left, Anna is stepping forward with a weird facial expression. In the middle, Olaf has a strange face. On the right, Kristoff and Sven are looking into the scene.

Daddy dick

Dam

The image depicts a text that says "Me: *puts on hand sanitizer* A cut I never knew existed:", followed by an image of Elmo engulfed in flames.

LoserIsPro

Funny Test Answers #7

A math test question with four sub-questions. Each sub-question asks to insert < or > between two numbers. Instead of inserting < or >, a student wrote or in each line.

cocomelon

A man with sunglasses dramatically sprinkles something, overlaid with the text "HOW I FEEL PUTTING SPRINKLES ON CHRISTMAS COOKIES."

freddyfatbear

tru

The image is a three-panel comparison. The first panel, labeled "Manga", shows a black and white manga panel of a character with two different hair colors on each half of his head. The second panel, labeled "Anime", shows the same character in color, from an anime style. The third panel, labeled "Netflix Adaptation", shows a box of Icy Hot pain cream.

hayden💯💯💯

Fr tho

A man with tears running down his face. The text overlay reads: "When your homie is on the enemy team and you're the last two players."

EnochTyr

He is cominggggg!

The image shows a meme with text above two pictures. The text reads: "*John Wick's dog dies naturally* His friend: Don't be sad. God gives life and god takes it. John Wick: So you mean god killed my dog. God:". Underneath the text, there are two images of a statue of Jesus. The left image shows the statue looking to the left. The right image shows the statue looking straight ahead with a surprised facial expression.

GG Miller

I'm glad we in school now

The image shows a split screen of an online meeting. On the left, a teacher is visible in a video call, and on the right is a cartoon depiction of Patrick Star. The text on the image reads, "When you join class early and it's just you and your teacher in the call".

Anonymous

Spongebob is smiling in his bed. Text above him says: "You, right now, watching memes when you should be working."

MyNonExistantDad

Im so special

A Lego character is displayed with the text: "Me asking my dad how I got 100% on the Autism Test even though I didn't practice for it: ...because you are The Special."

Oogway

Me acting like I'm cool
with the crackhead at
the bus station so he
doesn't stab tf out of
BUS
STOP
me
00D

DADDY sus aka the king

WTF is going on in texas

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

welp u alr know what it is

The image is a four-panel collage. The first panel shows a store with a sign that says '6 ELEVEN'. The second panel shows a '7-ELEVEN' store. The third panel shows a '8 ELEVEN CONVENIENCE STORE'. The fourth panel shows the 9/11 terrorist attack.

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

ASIANS>!?!?!?

The image shows a cartoon man with brown hair and a big nose lying on a wooden floor with a happy facial expression. It is raining different kinds of food: hamburgers, pudding, and some other food items. There is text above the man: "it's raining cats and dogs" my chinese friend:

Big daddy2.0

Lets go i think corn

The image displays a comparison. On the left, there is a picture of Trump with his hair up, and on the right, a picture of an ear of corn with its silk. Text at the top reads, "WHO WORE IT BETTER?"

Frog

A screenshot of a text message conversation where the contact is named "Not My Drug Dealer" and the first message says "Don't save my name as anything sketchy" followed by "Okay man I gotchu.". Below is an image from a video game showing "SNEAK 100"

Anonymous

A stick figure pokes a brain with a stick. Text: "C'mon do something. Me in the math exam."

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