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Heroin Monkey

WTF
WHICH ONE CAN SAY THE N WORD

Anonymous

A close up of a person's face with wide eyes. Text says: "The genie looking at me when I wish for spiders to have wings, be 5x bigger and invisible."

Heroin Monkey

A dinosaur toy with the head of LeBron James on a wooden surface. Below the figure is the text "lebrontosaurus" followed by the price "$200" and the text "Send seller a message".

Nintendo Fan

The image is divided into two parts. On the left, under the words 'in my eyes', is a picture of a full moon in the night sky with an orange glow and surrounding dark clouds. On the right, under the words 'in my phone', is a picture of a full moon in the night sky, the moon being very bright and clear, surrounded by darkness.

Lostin Flowers

Now that's the piece I'm missing!

The image shows a figure with a jigsaw puzzle pattern over it. There is one missing piece in the head area. A hand is holding up the last puzzle piece, which is labeled 'ONE BILLION DOLLARS'. The text on the image says 'Sometimes all a person needs is that one missing piece'.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a celestial body such as an asteroid impacting the Earth. The text reads: "This will affect the trout population I think."

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

The image shows a gun firing a bullet. Next to it, there's a man wearing a bullet as clothing with the text "Why not wear a JACKET PROOF BULLET?" above the man.

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

A tweet from Joe Heenan stating he wrote a script during lockdown and received an email from someone at Netflix. The email reads, Dear Mr. Heenan, Thank you for the script, it's one of the best we have ever read. The writing is superb, it's tense, funny & non stop action. The only problem is it's the script to Die Hard. You literally sent us the script to Die Hard & changed the title to Mr. No Shoes and the Shooty Shooty Bang Bang Christmas. Never contact us again.

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

A text-based image consisting of a series of posts. The first post from "frickdun" says "[slides nasa $20] so, tell me about the aliens". Then "nightcoremoon" replies, "aliens: [slide nasa $40] nasa: Imao what aliens". The final post by "candy5hark11" says "nasa, with $60, holding back tears: we can finally afford some more space rocks".

Heroin Monkey

A black and white image shows a cat wearing a hat and smoking a cigarette. The text overlay asks, "If they find oil in my backyard it belongs to government, but if they find bodies in my backyard it belongs to me??" and also says "(Stay with me now)"

Thoughtless

V-day mascot! (OC)

A pink background with a red heart character that has an unhappy face and stick arms and legs. On the left side, it says "Better luck next year", and on the right, it says "Lets all be lonely together!". Above the heart, it reads "Happy V-Day".

Wade XL

The image shows a screenshot with text at the top and a man with a shocked expression at the bottom. The text reads: "technically you can call a black guy the n word and I came up with this theory and it's called NROENB it's stands for NO Rasicts Or Equality Not Both. So my theory is that if black ppl call each other the n word then because they want Equality it means that Whites can call Blacks the n word Whites can call Whites the n word Blacks can call Whites the n word Blacks can call Blacks the n word. And Asians are somewhere in the middle."

Anonymous

Heroin Monkey

An older man with white hair and glasses wearing a red sweater is holding cards and looking down in a classroom. He has a white bag with the text "recycle me" next to him. In the foreground, a paper on a desk reads "Nobody likes you -R". In the background, a few students are sitting at desks.

Heroin Monkey

LeBron James is pictured in a close up shot. Below is text that reads: Hey LeBron! Who would win a twerk off, but naked and covered in oil? Helen Keller or Martin Luther king jr.?

The Radio Demon

That always annoys me, seeing people mess up your and you’re

The image shows a four-row table with five Hazbin Hotel characters. The table contains speech bubbles with the texts "your gay", "yea", "what about my gay?", "and you're not? Loser." and "*you're" with the third row including "*finger guns*". The first row shows Angel Dust looking unimpressed and responding with "yea" to the initial statement. The second row shows Husk looking confused and asking "what about my gay?". The third row shows Charlie using finger guns. The fourth row shows Angel Dust looking offended and responding with "and you're not? Loser.". The last row shows Alastor correcting the grammar with "*you're".

Adolf kitler

The image shows a nine-panel grid of black cats in various poses and situations. Above the grid of black cat pictures is the text "Black cats are evil and bad luck!" followed by "Black cats:".

The Unknown King of Moderation

Only Trolls movie I’ll watch

The image is a parody of the movie poster for "Trolls" but with Homestuck characters instead. The top of the poster reads "SING-ALONG EDITION". Below that, at the top left is ANNA, and to the top right is JUST. The movie title "Trolls" is in the middle of the image. Underneath, in the bottom left are the letters "M" and "SE", followed by "II", "Yo", and "my".

The Unknown King of Moderation

ITS HAPPENING

A person is standing in front of a monitor with a loading screen on it and appears to be frustrated.

Adolf kitler

A white cat is sitting in a transparent glass bowl. The text says, "Cats are liquids". Then it quotes the definition of liquid and says, "That's it. So cats are liquid."

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