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Dyson sphere

Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • The image is divided into two sections: On the left is an image of a complex structure labeled "Dyson sphere." On the right is a picture of a woman labeled "Girlfriend." Below, a table compares these two things based on three criteria: "Hot", "High maintenance", and "Generates 334.18 trillion terawatts of power." The Dyson sphere and the girlfriend both get a checkmark for being hot and high maintenance, but only the Dyson sphere gets a checkmark for generating 334.18 trillion terawatts of power, while the girlfriend gets a cross.
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  • Hand

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A split-panel image. The left panel shows a hand holding playing cards (an ace and a king). The text above reads, "My hands look like this." The right panel shows a hand signing a document titled "Divorce Application". The text above the document reads, "So hers can look like this."
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  • Animal

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • An illustration of a cartoon possum saying, "What do u mean 'unhinged'? I don't even have hinges, bro."
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  • Car

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • A slightly high-angle shot captures a shelf containing assorted items. On the left, "SafeFit" and "Sesame Street" products are visible, including a glow-in-the-dark safety sign with Elmo, featuring the texts: "Drive Safely! Nothing Tickles Me More!!" Beside it, a blue "Baby's Photo Album" sits next to a promotional item labeled "especially for baby." The background fades into an indistinguishable array of colors and shapes.
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  • Game

    𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓰𝓸𝓴𝓾 · 2 years ago
  • In a two-panel cartoon, a white figure labeled "OpenAI" reaches for a white balloon labeled "Dream of beating Google in their own game." In the second panel, a pink figure labeled "Google launches Bard" watches as the OpenAI figure's balloon bursts.
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  • Star Wars

    Swf · 2 years ago
  • Darth Vader is standing in a smoky red environment with a red light saber in his hand. The text reads: "When you're the first to get full netherite."
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  • Virus

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A screenshot of a tweet warning people not to click a link that supposedly leads to LeBron James nudes, because it's a virus that turns on caps lock.
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  • Car

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • A picture of a car's gear shift that looks like a swastika. The text "New car, new me" is written above and below the gear shift.
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  • Credit Card

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • The image shows a phone notification from Chime indicating a declined transaction at Papa John's due to insufficient funds, followed by a picture of a dejected-looking man representing the credit card thief.
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    Anatidaephobia

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • The image shows a definition of "Anatidaephobia" which is "The fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you." It adds that Jimmy has anatidaephobia. Under the text is an image of a white duck which is smiling. Under the image are the words "Your ass is mine, Jimmy."
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  • Ball

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble · 2 years ago
  • A large, colorful beach ball, with a man standing next to it. The text below the image reads: "A fun way to ruin a weekend and blow 100 bucks. We took this ball to the beach and after close to 2 hours to pump it up, we pushed it around for about 10 fun filled minutes. That was when the wind picked it up and sent it huddling down the beach at about 40 knots. It destroyed everything in its path. Children screamed in terror at the giant inflatable monster that crushed their sand castles. Grown men were knocked down trying to save their families. The faster we chased it, the faster it rolled. It was like it was mocking us. Eventually, we had to stop running after it because its path of injury and destruction was going to cost us a fortune in legal fees. Rumor has it that it can still be seen stalking innocent families on the Florida panhandle. We lost it in South Carolina, so there is something to be said about its durability."
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    Steve Harvey

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble · 2 years ago
  • An image of a night sky with a projection of Steve Harvey's face made of light dots over Atlanta. A user comments that the lights are just stars.
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  • Sand

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • Lovely playing in the sand

    A person with purple hair squats on sand as sand is being poured on their head.
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  • Algebra

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A screenshot of math exercises with the text: "Exercises Simplify the following rational algebraic expressions 1. y² + 5x + 4 / y² - 3x - 4 2. -21a²b² / 28a³b³ 3. x² - 9 / x² - 7x + 12 4. m² + 6m + 5 / m² - m - 2 5. x² - 5x - 14 / x² + 4x + 4" Below, there is text that says: "Nah you alone in this one lil bro" followed by emojis.
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  • Nut

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A hand giving a thumbs up in front of a sign that reads "GO NUTS IN HERE". The sign belongs to a restaurant called AYOUB'S.
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  • Platypus

    big [fire] balls · 2 years ago
  • The image consists of four panels. On the left, there are two images of a platypus, the second one wearing a fedora. On the right are two panels of a person with an orange cartoon wig and a white bandage on his nose.
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  • Revenge

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image consists of two panels side by side. The left panel shows a woman holding a rifle with the text: "DIDN'T KILL THE MAN WHO TORTURED AND KILLED HER FATHER, BECAUSE 'REVENGE IS BAD'". The right panel shows the video game character Kirby with the text: "KILLED THE GODS BECAUSE SOMEONE STOLE HIS CAKE".
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  • Lawyer

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image is a three-panel comic. In the first panel, a police officer is talking to Spider-man, saying "Spider-man! There's a kid trapped on the-". The second panel shows Spider-man replying with "Fuck you". In the third panel, Spider-man is shown again next to the police officer and saying, "Remember kids, never talk to a cop without a lawyer present, for ANY reason!"
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  • September

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image shows a grid of four pictures. The text at the top says, "September has 4 mood:". Each image has a date below it. The first picture on the top left is a man with dark, messy hair. The date below it is "1st". The second picture on the top right is a picture of the Twin Towers in New York on fire with a plane in the sky. The date below it is "11th". The third picture on the bottom left is a man with an afro and a mustache. The date below it is "21st". The fourth picture on the bottom right is another man, with short hair. The date below it is "30th".
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  • Game

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image is of a fake Xbox 360 game called 'Bear' with the tagline 'The game about being a bear.' The box art shows two bears, one larger bear in the background and another in a circular frame at the bottom with the text 'Bear DLC included'. It reads 'Be a bear in over 40 bear scenarios. The ultimate bear experience!'
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