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Heroin Monkey

The image is a poster with the text "Cigarettes are like squirrels. They are perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire. NO SMOKING". There is a picture of a squirrel on the right side of the poster.

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

W car from drift hunters? also its the beginner car but i got max upgrades , im trying to save up to get the 90k gtr - r34 or gtr - 35

Grizzlymilk

Tater-Tot judges you, he disapproves.

A white cat with black markings is sitting on a cat tree. The cat has a serious expression on its face and its paws are neatly tucked under its chest. The text overlay states, "Tater-Tot judges you, he disapproves."

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rip my bird he died :(

A bird sits on a towel. The text 'My baby' is written in a handwritten font on the image.

Noahson

who are they, wrong answers only

An image of two animated characters, Goku and Vegeta, from the show Dragon Ball Z. Both are looking off into the distance. Goku is on the right with orange hair, orange gi, and a symbol on his chest. Vegeta is on the left with black spiky hair and blue armor.

Blach66.1

Screenshot from the BitLife game. The character is an infant, Joaquin Castro, who was conceived on his parents' honeymoon. His mother is 18 and father is 47, both unemployed.

Anonymous

. . .

An Elmer's glue stick with the cap off is shown with text that reads "The Forbidden Push Pop".

Pokemon4Ever

$The image shows a text that says, "Me: \"when I get home I'm going to be so productive, do all my work, and get my life together\" Me when I get home:". Below, there is a photo of a guinea pig wrapped up in a bed sheet.$

Face mcshooty

Spongebob meme with the text: "She looked back during doggy style so I waved at her."

Heroin Monkey

A close-up of a man's face with a serious expression. The text overlay reads, "How the cinema worker looks when I yell 'Chicken Jockey' as I ram a chicken up my ass."

Adolf kitler

A black cat wearing a tie is held up by two hands. The text says: "sir put me down. I am the manager."

Adolf kitler

A calico kitten with dark smudges under its eyes, sitting in a gray bed. The text reads, "Her meowscara is ruined."

Lil’ bro

The image shows a meme with two panels asking "Who would win?" The left panel contains a picture of Elmo, while the right panel shows Rocco, a rock from "Sesame Street."

FreeSmart!

I know you cannot be calling me cringe when you have this pfp

An image of Bart Simpson is crying with broken hearts above his head. The image shows Bart in a purple sweater.

Heroin Monkey

A stack of crayons with labels that appear to be satirical. The labels include "Travel Ban Brown", "Lives Matter", "Auschwitz Ash", "Privilege", "Cyantology", "Spiritual but not Religious", "Statutory Grape", "Boner Pill Blue", "Insufferable Vegan Green", "Corporations Are People Too", "Baby Shit Green", "Self-Identified Blue", "Presidential", and "Your Parents' Divorce Was Your Fault, Peach".

Heroin Monkey

A chart titled 'Urine Color Chart'. It shows different shades of urine color, numbered 1 through 8, from very pale yellow to dark amber. Next to each color, in a separate column, is the word 'Yes'. There is a red line between color number 3 and 4 with the text 'Entering Flavor Town'.

Heroin Monkey

The image is a digitally manipulated photograph of Charles Manson, Marilyn Manson, and Marilyn Monroe, made to resemble a family portrait. Charles Manson is on the left with a beard and brown hair. Marilyn Manson, made to look like a child, is in the center with no eyebrows. Marilyn Monroe is on the right with blond hair. They are all smiling.

Heroin Monkey

A top-down view inside a toilet bowl. A small spider is visible on the right side of the bowl, just above the water line. In the water, there is a distinct shadow or reflection that is phallic-shaped. Overlay text reads: "Spider scared tf outa me (ignore shadow)".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows two panels depicting capitalism. The upper panel, titled "How they say capitalism works," presents two "Chad" characters, each with a glass of lemonade, with one stating, "My lemonade is better" and the other replying, "No! I will make mine better." The lower panel, titled "How capitalism actually works," features two overweight, formally dressed men holding cigars and glasses of liquid. One says, "I diluted mine to profit more," while the other says, "I used piss."

Creed (shit isnt availabe)

A diagram shows the flag of the United States above a legend. The legend uses colored squares and text to represent parts of the flag. A blue square is labeled 'Land theft'. A white square is labeled 'Slavery'. A red square is labeled 'Genocide'. A green square is labeled 'Winning wars against Vietnamese farmers'.

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