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The Banana Guy

The image shows two doge meme characters, one on the left labeled 'Europeans' and one on the right labeled 'Americans'. The European doge is muscular and says "I speak 4 languages and I'm currently learning a new one". The American doge is crying and says "Me is speaking 0.8 languages".

Anonymous

Donald Trump is wearing a white shirt, red tie, and an apron. The text says: "We're gonna fix the ice cream machine...and make Burger King pay for it."

✨Jassy✨

A Venn diagram with two circles overlapping. The left circle has a picture of Donald Trump and the text "BULLETS". The right circle shows Kamala Harris with the text "INTERVIEWS". The intersection of the circles says "DODGING". There is text at the bottom that says "@foramerica".

mariotime

lol i am ugly

A young person with a spiky haircut and glasses is looking at the camera with a slightly smiling face. The background shows a wall and the top of a couch.

Wade

A large, fiery image of the sun with the text "Many people don't appreciate how huge the sun actually is, so I added a banana for scale."

Wade

A woman with long dreadlocks and a colorful hat is pictured. The text over her reads: "Claims unborn babies are just parasites, which gives mothers the right to kill them. Doesn't realize that makes her an overgrown parasite."

Wade

Nacho Jesus

A nacho chip with the face of Jesus on it, highlighted with a golden glow.

Wade

Procrastination

A picture of a Kermit the Frog doll sitting on a white bed. The text above reads: "Me: I'll do it at 8 Time: 8.05 Me: looks like I gotta wait till 9 now."

Wade

The greatest feeling

The image shows a still from the cartoon series "Rick and Morty". The text in the image says "When you and your homie arguing about something and the Google search confirms your intellectual dominance." On the left side is Morty looking distressed and on the right side is Rick, smug, with his hands spread. [adult swim]

Wade

VENOM: LET THERE BE LEAN

The image shows two sections. The top features Venom with purple goo dripping and the text "I LOVE". The bottom shows multiple cups of purple lean and the text "LEAN!!!!"

Wade

Zamboni

The image is a panel of six frames. In the first frame, a man is on his hands and knees laughing, with a Zamboni in the background. The second frame shows Deadpool saying, "You're about to be killed by a zamboni." The third frame is a close-up of the man. The fourth frame is Deadpool saying "Tell me where your fucking boss is!" The fifth frame shows a large, empty seating area. The last frame shows an ice rink with the caption "...in five minutes."

Anonymous

A person is covering their face with their hands. The text says "When he has a L in his name" and below the person is "Rio De Janeiro".

Anonymous

A tweet that reads: "Nutted in her braces now my kids behind bars."

Anonymous

A screenshot of a tweet that reads: "pussy tighter than an aztec clay face mask."

Anonymous

A text message screenshot with the sender "Cosmo" stating "I gotta tell you something" and then "I'm gay".

Anonymous

A screenshot of a text message exchange. The first person, labeled "Pookie Bear," tells the other, labeled "Me," to have a good night's sleep and sends heart emojis. The second person responds in kind. After a few more emojis, the second person asks if Pookie Bear is coming to school tomorrow, to which Pookie Bear replies, "Nigga, this is so gay, give my $10 already."

Jazzy💕

An image of Donald Trump with Homer Simpson's face photoshopped on his face along with the text "I have laughed so hard at this over the last 10 minutes that I felt the urge to share."

Anonymous

A selfie of Phil Swift holding a can of Flex Seal with the caption "boutta flex seal my ass."

Anonymous

A screenshot of a text message exchange. The first message reads: "Aye dumbass your girl cheating on you." The second message reads: "I'm blind." The third message reads: "Oh shit", followed by another message written in braille and reading: "Sorry, I can't see you." The final message reads: "That fucking whore."

Heroin Monkey

A digital art image shows three cartoonish fruits on a gray concrete surface. In the foreground, a bright red strawberry with a large open-mouthed smile and wide eyes appears to be running forward. Behind the strawberry, a green pear with an anxious expression and darting eyes is also running. To the right, a banana, partially peeled to reveal the white fruit, has a sinister smile and appears to be chasing the other fruits.

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