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Heroin Monkey

A man with long brown hair and a beard stands in front of a shelf of cigarettes. The text overlay reads, "A bad boss with a good job is better than a job boss with good bad because down the line opportunities don't them but you create happen."

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a Twitter thread by user 'ka vinki' (@jkavinsky). The first tweet says 'getting hit by a car kinda fun fr it feels like an action movie when u roll over the hood'. The second tweet is a reply to the first, stating 'driver was crying like she killed me or something relax'. The third tweet is another reply, saying 'nurse asked me to rate the pain 1 to 10 n i said 25 n started screaming i'm getting this morphine one way or another'.

Anonymous

Shitpost master general

A four-panel comic strip. Panel 1: A robot covered in paint splatters and wearing a red beret stands with a paintbrush in front of an easel, talking to an older human figure. The human says in a speech bubble: "SORRY, BUT A.I. CANNOT ATTEND ART SCHOOL." Panel 2: Close-up of the robot looking sad, holding the paintbrush. Panel 3: The robot wipes the paintbrush under its nose, creating a black smudge. Panel 4: The robot looks forward with the black smudge now resembling a small mustache (like Adolf Hitler's), with an angry expression and glowing yellow eyes. The text 'STONETOSS.COM' is visible vertically on the right edge of the first two panels.

Heroin Monkey

A cartoon image shows a person in a pink bathrobe asking for a blow dryer, while a trollface character stands behind them holding a gun instead.

Heroin Monkey

A close-up screenshot of a computer screen showing a search result for 'who fought ww2'. The result count is 'About 72,300,000 results (1.20 seconds)'. Below that, it displays 'Axis Powers of WW2' followed by four images with labels below them. From left to right: the flag of Japan with the label 'Japan', the flag of Germany with the label 'Germany', a picture of the cartoon character Maurice (a ring-tailed lemur wearing a suit) with the label 'Maurice', and the flag of Italy with the label 'Italy'.

Heroin Monkey

An illustration of the White Rabbit from Alice in Wonderland wearing a blue coat and holding a pocket watch. The text overlay reads: How mfs feel after saying "a quarter till 8" instead of 7:75💔

WopmuttKiller

My favourite new meme is The Wopmutt Meme. The wopmutt meme grew in popularity because it's based, true, and funny.

A cartoon drawing of a chef with dark skin, a black mustache, and a white chef's hat. He has a red scarf and is making an 'OK' hand gesture. In the upper right corner, there is a blurred Italian flag.

WopmuttKiller

Picrel is the average wopmutt. Shitalians aren't white, European, or even human.

A caricature of a person with brown skin, a black hat, and a mustache. They're crying and drooling, with a heart-shaped opening in their mouth containing what looks like brown filth. The figure is partially covered by the Italian flag, and a piece of pizza is visible in their right hand. The Italian flag is also shown in the upper left.

mike69

name it

The image shows Freddy Fazbear's head in a dark setting, with part of the head in shadow. The text says, "Say one thing only FNAF fans will understand."

Creed (shit isnt availabe)

A two-panel meme using the Buff Doge vs. Cheems format. The top panel shows two muscular Doge characters in military helmets holding rifles, facing a smaller Cheems character wearing a conical hat and holding a smaller rifle. Text above reads "how i thought vietnam war happened" and text below the Doges reads "stupid farmer thinking he can win". The bottom panel shows several smaller Cheems characters with rifles positioned strategically in dense jungle foliage, surrounding a few smaller Doge characters with rifles who appear to be retreating. Text above reads "how it really happened" and text below the Doges reads "shit they set us up retreat".

Face mcshooty

A close-up of a person with a red face and an intense stare, superimposed with the text: "Vietnamese children after getting an order of 500 'Stop child labor' t-shirts."

MATTIX

A photo shows a modified red and yellow Smart car with tank tracks instead of wheels on a street. A small, child-sized car toy is strapped to the roof. A black car is parked in the left lane next to the Smart car. The picture is captioned 'In the wild 😜'.

Heroin Monkey

An open suitcase is filled with tiramisu. A hand holding a spoon is dipping into the dessert. The text overlay says, "Let's normalize packing tiramisu in your suitcase."

A Star Wars Fan

A picture of a penguin wearing a red tie looking angrily at the viewer. Text on top reads, "Americans when they see someone using km/h instead of glazed donuts per bald eagle." Text at the bottom in brackets reads "[anger]".

Heroin Monkey

A close-up shot of a person's face looking confused, with a statue of an Egyptian figure in the background. Overlay text says 'imagine getting jumped by sum egyptians and one of em says' followed by a line of Egyptian hieroglyphs. There is also a small watermark in the bottom right corner.

Heroin Monkey

A beaver sitting in a car at a drive-through orders a "log". The text on the image says "lemme get uhhhhh log".

Heroin Monkey

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a green cartoon character with red eyes. Below the image is text of a story about a date gone wrong, ending with the line "That's my story of how I got cockblocked by motherfucking al qaeda."

Anonymous

Saw this little gem online and decided to share it

The image is divided into four squares. The top left square contains the word "ACOUSTIC" in black handwritten font and the word "cancer" underneath in smaller black handwritten font. The top right square shows an image of a cigarette. The bottom left square contains the word "ELECTRIC" in black handwritten font and the word "cancer" underneath in smaller black handwritten font. The bottom right square shows a picture of a Juul.

LazyBoiiii

A split image. The top part shows a Google search bar with "shrek" typed in, and the "shopping" tab circled in red. Below that, a distorted image of a man says: "I'll take your entire stock."

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