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Jesus Christ

The image shows a cartoon of Jesus floating on clouds with the text 'You are all disappointments'. The background is black with a yellow moon behind Jesus and some star-like shapes.

Nateツ

A young person is sitting in a car with a slightly displeased look on their face. Text above the person reads: "When your friend is making fun of you to impress a girl."

Nateツ

The image shows a student asking a teacher if they can use the bathroom. The teacher's response is, 'I DON'T KNOW, CAN YOU?' A picture of a man with a smirk accompanies the text.

Yuri

A cartoon character with purple hair and blue highlights is shown in the driver's seat of a car with the text, "What if I got pulled over by a cop and just made this face the whole time."

Wade

A comic strip shows people dressed in Harry Potter costumes waiting outside a store with a sign that reads 'Midnight Sale'. The text reads 'THE PAST... "IT WAS THE EARLY 2000s. A TIME WHEN WE ALL LEARNED TO TAKE PRECAUTIONS AGAINST SPOILERS." I'VE AVOIDED READING NEWSPAPERS AND EVEN LOGGED OFF OF THE WORLD WIDE WEB TO MAKE SURE THAT THE NEW HARRY POTTER BOOK ISN'T RUINED FOR ME. "ME TOO! I'M NOT GOING TO CHECK MY GEOCITIES PAGE UNTIL I'M THROUGH THE BOOK!" MIDNIGHT SALE SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE! SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE! -OOOOOOOORRRRE! NOOOOOOOO!'. In the next panels, Deadpool in a Harry Potter themed cloak spoils the book.

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The image shows a blurred figure with glowing red eyes. Above the image it says: "Me to my FBI agent when he asks why I searched up how to execute kids." Underneath the image it says: "My goals are beyond your understanding."

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The meme shows a person, The Deep, in three panels. The first panel says "If guns don't kill people, people kill people." The second panel shows the same person with the text "Does that mean: toasters don't toast toast, toast toasts toast." The third panel shows the same person in black and white with the text "Deep thoughts with The Deep".

DAP ME UP

A screenshot of a Google search bar with the text 'help i accidentally joined' typed in and a list of search suggestions below, including phrases such as 'help i accidentally invaded poland', 'help i accidentally restarted the ussr', 'help i accidentally built a jeep', 'help i accidentally summoned a lemon', and 'help i accidentally the cat'.

shaylie lol

A black and brown dachshund dog with bulging blue eyes and swollen cheeks looks directly at the camera. The text at the top of the image reads: "When you eat a grape at the grocery store and make eye contact with an employee."

OzzyTheDinoo

Share the word lmfao (even tho im 5'1)

A screenshot of a definition of "National throw short people day" which states "On October 21, you can anybody under 5'6" with no permission needed. Prepare to be yeeted for it is national throw short people day" It also says by Pug? October 6, 2021 and has like and dislike buttons.

原田

The image shows a statue of a person with their head in their hands. Text above the image says: "SIX without 'S' is 9".

原田

A photo shows a man standing in front of a ball pit. Above him is a large dinosaur statue. The text says, "Took my son to meet his real dad today."

Nobody666

Me: licks knife other surgeons

The image shows a surprised Pikachu face.

Galokin

The image shows two frames of a cartoon man standing next to a display stand with a velvet rope barrier. In the first frame, the man is smiling and gesturing towards the display stand with the caption "This is where I put my jokes". In the second frame, the man is frowning and looking frustrated with the caption "if I could think about new ones".

Anonymous

The image shows three anime characters sleeping in bed. The top left is a blonde character labeled "Your crush". The top right is a male character labeled "Not you lol". The bottom character is a blue-haired character labeled "You".

Heroin Monkey

The first tweet asks "can i take pics in ur bathroom?" and shows two pictures of a woman posing in a nice bathroom. The second tweet states "I do not recommend" and shows a picture of a very dirty and run-down bathroom.

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This is one of my OC's computer generated with my input

A cartoon style image of a small child with brown hair in a ponytail, wearing a yellow and blue striped shirt and dark shorts. The child is standing in a forest-like environment.

MEME LORD

Two pieces of uncooked ravioli, with the text 'italian condoms are weird' above them.

moai

A close-up view of a 3D rendered Moai statue, displaying its stoic face and textured surface against a plain white background.

Heroin Monkey

An image of an orange cat looking directly at the camera. The text above reads: "the newborn i microwaved watching me go to heaven because i confessed my sins while he's stuck in purgatory for not being baptized."

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