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Yuri

knee surgery

The image shows a blue Grinch with a sly smile. The text says "That feeling when knee surgery is tomorrow."

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first text says, "Can you call me a taxi at 7am tomorrow?" The second text says, "Thanks dad". There is a green "Ok" bubble, and the last text, which is from "dad", says: "You're a taxi".

Heroin Monkey

3:11/7:13
my terrorist attack plan for tomorrow
Osama Bin Laden
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RapBoat

@3bladeninja21 • 6 days ago
Cole wanted a friendly fade. A slap box between
homies. Kendrick showed him what's in his
backpack and said "don't come to school
tomorrow"
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Anonymous

POOKIE BEAR
Love you have a goodnight sleep
ME
Love you too pookie, you have a goodnight
sleep too
POOKIE BEAR
ME
You coming to school tomorrow pookie
POOKIE BEAR
Nigga this is
mv $10
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RapBoat

A question posted on Reddit asking if people would give Kendrick Lamar head if it meant he would drop an album tomorrow.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a young man looking to the left with a puzzled expression. The text reads: "me when i show up to the procrastination competition but my opponent will do it tomorrow."

Ness Plays

Algorithim meme (sorry no Stonk boi today I’ll do 2 tomorrow)

The image shows a figure that looks like the Matt Mii character from Wii Sports with a serious expression and arms crossed. He is standing in front of a stock market chart with an upward trending arrow. A text balloon says "Bans". There is also the text "Silly Inc" and numbers that are stock-market-related.

Wade

Killer Clowns

The comic shows a Killer Clown Society meeting. The first panel shows a sign reading "KILLER CLOWN SOCIETY MEETING" and "TOMORROW: BINGO". The second panel shows a scary white-faced clown, then a red-haired clown with a cigarette. In the following panel, The Joker asks, "Why was this guy invited again?" The next panel shows a Ronald McDonald-like clown with the caption "Heart disease". Finally, the last panel shows multiple clowns in a meeting, reacting with "Oooohhhhhhhhhhh".

Some_Retard

fr

The image shows four frames of a man putting on clown makeup with different levels of completion. The text above each frame reads: "I'll study at 6 pm", "I'll study at 7 pm", "I prefer to study during the night", and "I'll just get up early tomorrow and study".

✨Jassy✨

If you can relate follow me pls

The image shows a text about promises and expectations, with rain drops as a background. The text reads, "Don't Make Me A Promise. Don't make me a promise you can't keep. Don't tell me things that you don't mean. Don't whisper sweet nothings that I can't hear. Don't tell me you'll meet me then not be there. Don't give me tomorrow and leave me in yesterday. Don't give me things then ask me to pay. Don't say you remember then forget. Don't make me believe you then have regret. Don't say its the truth when its a lie. Don't say hello to tell me goodbye. Don't say this is real when its make believe. Don't say how you feel then act differently. Don't make me laugh then make me weep. Don't make me a promise that you can't keep." At the bottom, it reads, "AngelinaBlue2010".

𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬

It's Christmas Eve

The image shows a three-panel scene. In the first panel, a child says: "TONIGHT IS CHRISTMAS EVE." In the second panel, a man replies with: "YES, AND?" The third panel shows the man consoling the child while sitting on a bench. The text says: "AND TOMORROW IS CHRISTMAS."