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The image shows four panels, using characters from the Phineas and Ferb show. The first two panels show Perry the Platypus logging into a new device, first a smartphone, then a laptop. The third panel shows Doofenshmirtz yelling "WHO ARE YOU?!" and the last panel shows Doofenshmirtz saying "Oh good, you're back! Did you know that some hacker just tried to hack your account?"

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The image shows two panels of Perry the Platypus with a surprised expression. The top panel reads, "Seeing Perry the platypus becoming agent P for the 1st time" and the bottom panel reads, "Seeing Perry the platypus becoming Agent P for 42069th time."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a comparison of two video games. The first one is named "Dustborn" and has an all-time peak of 83 players 6 days ago. The second one is named "Furry Hitler" and has an all-time peak of 411 players 2 years ago. The text above says "IMAGINE: YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT TONS OF CASH FROM GOVERNMENT FUNDS FROM EU AND THIS IS THE BEST YOU GET"

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

A text-based image showing a conversation. The text reads: "Remembering that time in grad school when my advisor, a great ornithologist, got a random call: drunk guy, bar noises in background: IS THIS THE BIRD PROFESSOR? my advisor: um..yes? drunk guy: DO HUMMINGBIRDS HAVE FEET? my advisor: ...yes *wild cheering over phone from bar*"

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A video still shows a young man and a young woman, with the text "In 2024 Now We're..." above them and the numbers 22 and 15 below. The right part shows the YouTube comment section with a comment saying "She was better at 12", followed by comments referencing Drake.

Heroin Monkey

The image is a two-panel meme featuring a pink pig character with a friendly expression in the top panel, saying, "hey folks Viewer Mail Time Again!" In the bottom panel, the same pig is holding a package. Text overlaid on the image reads, "This one comes from Theodore J. Kaczynski."

NGC 6611

A white silhouette of a velociraptor is displayed above a mathematical equation that reads "Velociraptor = Distanceraptor / Timeraptor". The background is black.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a cartoon of Thomas the Tank Engine with a human-like body with arms and legs, positioned as if crawling away. The text above reads: "IT WAS TIME FOR THOMAS TO LEAVE."

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The image shows a two-panel cartoon. In the first panel, a white stick figure labeled "ME" reaches out with both hands towards a yellow sphere labeled "WEEKEND" with a big smile. In the second panel, the same stick figure, labeled "ME", looks more worried and is also reaching for the "WEEKEND" sphere, but this time a pink figure labeled "MONDAY" has its arms wrapped around him.

Just Blach

A Star Wars Fan

The image shows a Minecraft landscape filled with red rocks and a body of water. There are several blocks of TNT laid out in the foreground. The text overlay reads "My microwave stopped working, time to use my pc to cook some beef."

Anonymous

THERES NO TIME TO EXPLAIN. GET IN THE PEA

A Star Wars Fan

EURO 2024
Group B:
You are the nothing just because you won
a world cup it do not make you any strong I
will beatings your a's so much why don't
you just surrender to me I deserving this
cup more than you
Group A:
If yuo give me victory
I give you
Euromoney!
Hihi, very happy to play
with you guys
E-euromoney...
I think I brought the wrong ball, lads...
ZAT IS CORRUPTION!
AND IT BE MEIN MONEY!
Group E:
Ok I know you having reaaaally
bad time, but havings you
consider that I really really wanna
win?
I will win this
year je swear
I always get
top stats-
NOBODY
CARES OF
UEFA STATS
***

𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓰𝓸𝓴𝓾

G
ノG
G
Baby listen... 11:44 pm
Sadcasm
Say baby
11:44 pm
Let's breakup 11:45 pm
I wanted to say this from a long time
ago,
I thought it may hurt you, but you also
feel the same let's breakup then, bye
11:46 pm
And marry

A Star Wars Fan

Deleting
song from
playlist
Keeping
song, but skipping
it every time it plays

Jazzy💕

Family: *Insults my weight*
Family: *Insults my friends*
Family: *Insults my interests*
Family: "You're being so rude, why
aren't you spending time with us?"

Heroin Monkey

bad things to say when
you nut
⚫ whoopsie-doo, here comes the goo
⚫ it's slime time
⚫ have some brogurt
• a shot of goo from me to you
gonna splurt the 'gurt

timmyy

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SHO
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Bro I'm on twitter way too much
I'm genuinely obsessed
Why do you have 107 hours on
apple bees

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🎵There's a star-man waiting in the sky🎵

Me travelling back in time
to tell Americans there will
be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001,
and to survive it, they have
to climb up to the two tallest
buildings in New York
New Yor
geino

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