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Pankake
8 months ago

Credit to the original uploaded

The image is a four-panel comic strip of a yellow bird wearing a Christmas hat and scarf. In the first panel, the bird sits on a perch near a window with the caption "this is the best time of the year!". The second panel shows a hand petting the bird with the caption "human stays home to scritch me more". In the third panel, the bird is near a Christmas tree with the caption "human also puts out more perches". The fourth panel shows the bird next to a present with the caption "and makes some shredding toys just for me!".
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  • Why should you care
    8 months ago

    MWAHAHAHAHA

    The image is a two-panel meme. On the left, a person in athletic wear is kicking their leg up as if doing a dance. Text above reads, "You better not come in here with that nonsense'. Me coming in with that nonsense:". On the right, there is an image of snowy stairs. Text above reads, "Take life one step at a time'. The steps:".
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  • Why should you care
    8 months ago
    The image is a two-panel meme. The left panel shows two hands holding the opposite ends of a sword-like object. The label 'Hug' is visible in the middle of the upper part, and 'Huge amount of money' on the bottom. The text above reads: 'What can make you feel better?' 'Me:'. The right panel has a picture of a person with a round face, with the text 'CHRISTMAS IS THE TIME OF GIVING' and 'SO I'M GIVING UP'.
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  • Unimportant Intelligence
    8 months ago

    heh

    The image has a black background and white text that reads, "DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU CAN'T BREATHE FAST AND STICK YOUR TONGUE OUT AT THE SAME TIME?" Below that is "GOOD BOY! NOW, SIT AND ROLL!"
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  • Adolf kitler
    8 months ago
    A cat looks up at the camera with wide eyes. The text on the image reads: "4 AM. EVERYONE IS ASLEEP. PERFECT TIME TO RUN FROM ONE END OF THE HOUSE TO THE OTHER AT FULL SPEED AS LOUDLY AS POSSIBLE."
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  • TaylorSwiftBoat
    8 months ago

    Bro how are my favorite rappers gonna make good music if they can’t pop PERKIES

    A news article from The New York Times with the headline "E.P.A. Bans Cancer-Causing Chemicals Used in Dry Cleaning". The date is Dec. 9, 2024, 7:26 a.m. ET. It shows an image of a person working in a dry cleaning facility.
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  • Nintendo Fan
    8 months ago
    The image shows a shark in the center, looking straight at the viewer, with two orcas on either side, all in an underwater setting. The text above the image says: "When two people are talking to me at the same time."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    9 months ago
    A photo of a baseball cap shaped like a hamburger. The cap has a sesame seed bun top, a beef patty layer, a cheese layer, and a second beef patty layer and has a black bottom with the McDonald's logo.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    9 months ago
    Two tweets are shown in a side by side comparison. The first tweet reads: "To be fair, you could drive for 149 hours across Vatican City if you drive slow enough." The second tweet below the first one reads: "You can drive for 149 hours across Russia and still be in Russia". The second tweet also includes an image of the Russian map with a line of travel highlighted. It shows the route from west to east of Russia and has a text bubble displaying '149 hr'.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    9 months ago
    A promotional poster for a boxing match between Jake Paul and Joe Biden. The poster is titled “A Netflix Live Event” and has images of both men. It also shows “AT&T Stadium, Arlington, TX” as the location and “Friday November 15” as the date of the fight. The logos of “Most Valuable Promotions” and “Netflix” are also visible.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    9 months ago
    Monday
DECEMBER
Today was fucking dreadful.
Me and the boys were just watching porn on the
school computers in computer science. Nothing harmful.
You know how it goes, though. There's always s
bitch across the room, just waiting, dying to ruin the
fun.
Some
WHAT
GREG IS WATCHING
PORNOGRAPHY, MR
JIZZLE!
"PANT
PANT
THE
ZFUCK?!
The next time I see
snitch is fucking dead.
Patty, I swear to god, that
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  • A Star Wars Fan
    9 months ago
    A black and white picture shows a person with a tear running down their face. Above, there is the text: "When you order a book called 'How to scam people' and it still hasn't arrived after 3 months:"
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  • Anonymous
    9 months ago

    Guess which one I'm mad about.

    Two muscular arms clasped together in a strong handshake. The arm on the left with light skin is labeled "Modern Songs". The arm on the right with darker skin is labeled "Me Having Sex". In the middle, above the clasp, it is written "Less than 3 minutes."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    10 months ago
    The image shows a two-panel comic. In the first panel, a person is facing left and saying "Gasp! Oh no." above them. There is a speech bubble that says "Still water". A black cat sits below them. The second panel has a black dog with the trollface on its head saying "Gasp! Oh no." and "Hawk time!". Below the comic, the text "Those who started the event winter arc" is written and an evil looking face.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    10 months ago
    The top panel shows a group of people sitting at a round table. The text overlay reads, "Americans holding a presidential election every 4 years since 1788." The bottom panel shows a chaotic scene of people in disarray. The text reads, "France going from monarchy to directory to consul to emperor back to monarchy to republic back to emperor to three more different republics in the same time."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    10 months ago
    The image is a four-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a cartoon cat-like figure is holding mangoes, with the text "HEALTHY SNACK TIME. YUMMY mangoes! No better way to start your winter arc!" The cat has a Serbian flag on its head. A Trollface is superimposed on the panel. In the second panel, the same character is holding some still water packs with the text "-AND HERE is your still water!". The cat has a Serbian flag on its head again. A Trollface is superimposed on the panel. The third panel shows the lower half of another cat-like figure running and holding a bottle of PRIME and a LUNCHLY pizza box. Trollfaces are superimposed in the third and fourth panels. The bottom of the image includes the text "By Chesca & J Hause".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    10 months ago
    The top image shows a bird's-eye view of a group of people sitting around a large circular table. The text overlay says, "Americans holding a presidential election every 4 years since 1788". The bottom image shows a chaotic scene of people fighting and tumbling. The text overlay says, "France going from monarchy to directory to consul to emperor back to monarchy to republic back to emperor to three more different republics in the same time."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    10 months ago
    The image shows a newspaper headline that says "The T. Rex may have been a lot smarter than you thought" written by Dino Grandoni from The Washington Post.
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  • opal💫
    10 months ago
    A chart showing the times of the day from 1 am to 12 pm, with a cheese icon next to each of the morning times (am) and a steak icon next to each of the afternoon times (pm).
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  • sonicjokesmemesandposts
    10 months ago

    wow mario got done dirty

    The image is a four-panel meme. The top left panel shows an old video game screenshot of Sonic with the text: "When the drowning countdown starts, but Tails takes the air bubble. SCORE 34160 TIME 2:03 RINGS 341 guess I'll die". The top right panel says: "KIDS TODAY GETTING THEIR VIDEO GAME TURNED INTO A MOVIE GET THIS" and shows two images of Sonic: one old and one new movie version. The bottom left panel says: "KIDS IN MY DAY GOT THIS..." and shows an image of a Goomba. The bottom right panel shows an image of the live-action version of King Koopa.
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