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Heroin Monkey

A close-up shot of a blue bowl filled with mashed potatoes and a pat of butter on top. The text above reads: "Food for thought: Are mashed potatoes just Irish guacamole?" The text below states: "Kerry O'Shea | June 11, 2019-01:18 PM"

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The meme shows a person, The Deep, in three panels. The first panel says "If guns don't kill people, people kill people." The second panel shows the same person with the text "Does that mean: toasters don't toast toast, toast toasts toast." The third panel shows the same person in black and white with the text "Deep thoughts with The Deep".

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The image shows two drawings of a wojak-style character. The first is at the top and has text that says 'what we thought amy looked like'. The character has a serious expression. The second drawing is underneath and has text that says 'what she actually looks like'. The character is smiling widely.

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Damn

A man is holding a hair dryer and pointing it at his head with the text "WTF IS HE BLOW DRYING? HIS THOUGHTS?"

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Fr though

The image shows Baby Yoda looking a bit skeptical or unimpressed. Above the image, there is text that reads, "Friend: I thought you said you were gonna go on a new diet, when you gonna start? Me: The 1st of NEVERUARY."

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Maid Outfit

A comic panel with a character wearing a white outfit with a hood asking "YOU GONNA KILL ME, ZODIAC?" A figure in a black mask replies "KILL YOU?? HOW WOULD YOU PUT ON THE MAID OUTFIT IF I KILLED YOU?" The white character replies, "I'VE DIED BEFORE, AND... WAIT, THE WHAT?!" The masked character says "ON SECOND THOUGHT, IT MIGHT BE EASIER THAT WAY. GOOD CALL!"

Galokin

The image shows two frames of a cartoon man standing next to a display stand with a velvet rope barrier. In the first frame, the man is smiling and gesturing towards the display stand with the caption "This is where I put my jokes". In the second frame, the man is frowning and looking frustrated with the caption "if I could think about new ones".

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$The image shows two panels. The top panel has the text: "Girl on the bus: \"I let my intrusive thoughts win and dyed my hair blue.\"" The bottom panel has the text: "Me if I let my intrusive thoughts win:" and shows a man in an orange jumpsuit sitting on a bed in what looks like a prison cell with a sign that reads "Parole Lawyer Side".$

Wade

Face reveal

The image contains the text "Bitch You Thought" in white, bold font, centered on a black background.

Wade

I guess bro wants our birth rate to turn into a perpendicular line. BP in a nutshell.

A screenshot of a social media post. The post starts with the text: "I'm asexual!!!! It took me 12 or so years to figure that out. The idea of intercourse between two people disgusts me so much, why would someone do that?" There are two comments below. The first comment says: "Let me guess, you had a 'wait, they're serious about that?? I thought everyone was joking!' moment? :)"

Wade

Achungus

The image shows a character from the video game "Among Us" with rabbit ears, and is labeled "Achungus". Above the image are the words: "Teacher: Why are you laughing? Me: Nothing. My brain:".

DreamBlue

Two girls in school uniforms. One girl is standing with her face against a wall, a large tuba covers her head. The text above her reads 'Intrusive thoughts'. The second girl is holding the tuba by her side. The text below her reads 'Brain'.

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Side eye

The image shows a text that says "Teacher: What are you laughing about? Me: Nothing My brain:" followed by an image of a hippopotamus with the head of Thanos. Below this image, there is the word "Hippopothanos".

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A four-panel image featuring Dolores Umbridge and Severus Snape from the Harry Potter movies. In the first panel, Umbridge asks Snape, "What do you want, Severus?" In the second panel, Snape says, "I wanted to say something..." In the third panel, Umbridge replies, "Well, go ahead..." In the final panel, Snape says, "Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you..."

ADHD autist

I asked different Ai bots if they exist, this is bot number one:

The text on the image asks "Do you exist?" The response is: "Yes. I think, therefore I am."

Bozo

The image shows Buzz Lightyear in his spaceship cockpit. Above him is the text "It's better if I go now so I don't find traffic on the way." Below is a large group of other Buzz Lightyears in their cockpits on shelves. Below them is the text "The people who thought the same thing."

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A drawing of Squidward Tentacles from SpongeBob SquarePants, looking sad and stressed. The text reads: "me trying to keep all my bad thoughts to myself and be a nice person."

Big daddy2.0

Happens every time

The image shows a split-screen meme with two images side-by-side. The left side is labeled "What I thought it would look like" and depicts a man with a stylish, layered blonde hairstyle. The right side is labeled "What it actually looked like" and shows a child with a short, bowl-cut style haircut.

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A cartoon of a woman driving a car. Above her, the text reads: "Eyes on the road lady. Stop trying to get laid. See these are the people the don't understand speed limits and why car-jacking is illegal." A speech bubble is coming from the woman saying "You know its not as late as I thought maybe you could come up to my place?"

stillwaiting..

A man is using a hair dryer pointed at his head with a questioning text above and below his image: "WTF IS HE BLOW DRYING?" and "HIS THOUGHTS?"

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