New They Memes - Page 12 - Worst Jokes Ever

Wheelchair

98 views · wheelchair creed · 2 years ago

Once upon a time, there was a woman named Sarah who woke up one morning to find her husband and his wheelchair missing. She searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, she put up posters all over town offering a reward.

A yellow sign with black stripes. It says "Attention" at the top, followed by "Husband and wheelchair missing!" and "Reward for wheelchair". At the bottom there is small print "follow me on Instagram for more @goingonectwicesold".

Asteroid

21 views · ⓉⒽⒺ ⓇⓄⒸⓀ · 2 years ago

Random post #5 (you can dislike it. i dont rlly care actually…)

The image shows a bald man with an intense expression, partially submerged in water. Text overlaid on the image says, "Asteroids when they see Ohio."

Answer

2 views · Noahson · 2 years ago

who are they, wrong answers only

An image of two animated characters, Goku and Vegeta, from the show Dragon Ball Z. Both are looking off into the distance. Goku is on the right with orange hair, orange gi, and a symbol on his chest. Vegeta is on the left with black spiky hair and blue armor.

Boob

38 views · Advice · 2 years ago

...

A black square with the text: "BOOBS are like kids toys.. they are fun to play with, but they eventually end up in the mouth" written in white.

Repost

15 views · PoseidonLm · 2 years ago

A hand is about to press a blue button that reads, "REPOSTING MEMES TO THE POINT WHERE THEY AREN'T FUNNY". The text "EVERYONE" is above the hand.

Substitute

22 views · King bob · 2 years ago

Before the class starts

A classroom scene is shown with various cartoon and animated characters sitting at desks, including the Joker, Pikachu, Peter Griffin, and others. A white duck is also present. The text on the image says: "What substitute teachers see when they walk into class:".

Vaccine

1 view · killer of bears 101 · 2 years ago

An image of an angry cat with the text "WHEN SOMEONE TELLS ME THEY ARE NOT UP TO DATE ON RECOMMENDED VACCINES".

Bear

1 view · Anonymous · 2 years ago

Bear

A four-panel comic strip. In the first panel, two figures stand outside a wall, looking at a bear sitting inside a walled area. The first figure says, "They can't be happy being locked up like that!" In the second panel, the second figure replies, "I dunno... all their needs are taken care of. Food, shelter, healthcare. They don't have to do anything." The third panel shows the same figure thinking. The last panel shows both figures looking at the bear.

Dad

2 views · Big daddy2.0 · 2 years ago

So true

An image of Nemo looking displeased. To the right is the text: "What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found."

Mom

16 views · Jenny 😂 · 2 years ago

The image is a split-panel with two different situations. The top panel shows a person with sunglasses and a big smile and the text "Moms when they see someone they know from work." The bottom panel shows two images of a monkey looking shocked and the text "Kids when they see someone they know at school."

Ghost

39 views · blach66 · 3 years ago

A drawing of a person lying in bed at 2:39 am thinking: "I wonder if ghostes sufer from PTSD if they died a slow death."

Pokemon card

11 views · PokemonCardMemeBoiiii · 3 years ago

The image shows a Pokémon card with the character X as the main focus. The card's ability is "That freaking tall pillar," and it has an attack called "Help from four". The text also mentions a "basket" and flipping a coin.

Curry

35 views · Hgfdfrgt · 3 years ago

A person named Caleb is in a live video. A user named jasmine comments: "if they ain't curry ima scurry." Caleb replies: "I'm Hispanic I MAOO"

Home

373 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

I’m so good at this game

A character in a video game is holding a sign that reads: "They need a home (think of the children)." Another sign on a stand to the right reads "$1000 = one orphan inside of my basement".

Prank

16 views · LoserIsPro · 3 years ago

The image shows four panels, each with a different reaction to a prank. The first panel shows the teacher, the second shows the smart kid who just wanted to learn, the third shows the friends, and the fourth shows the prankster. The text reads: "Teacher: How do I turn up the volume? Me: Press alt + f4. Teacher:*gets disconnected*. Teacher. The smart kid who just wanted to learn. My friends. The rest of the class. Me. They love me."

Weird

1 view · ⭐️🌙✨SUNNA AHMAD✨🌙⭐️ · 3 years ago

Me all the time :

The image shows a yellow lightbulb character with a mustache and a box in its mouth, holding a pie. The text reads: "When your friends call you 'weird' and you have to act like you don't know what they mean."

Apology

4 views · ⭐️🌙✨SUNNA AHMAD✨🌙⭐️ · 3 years ago

BFB

The image is a two-part meme. The top part shows two arms, one brown and one white, arm wrestling. Text on the image reads: "Apologized for what they did but got eliminated anyway". The left arm is labelled "8-Ball" and the right arm is labelled "Match". The bottom part shows a brown cartoon monkey looking to the left and then to the right. The text reads: "Book. Apologized and is still safe."

Movie

9 views · stillwaiting.. · 3 years ago

The image shows a still of Barack Obama with a bewildered expression, hands raised in a gesture of confusion. The text on the image reads: "When I take 20 people to watch an 18+ movie but they don't let us in."

Christian

14 views · Chri5 · 3 years ago

*woken*

The image shows two men in what appears to be a wrestling setting. In the background, a text says "Christians and non Christians having enough of wokey". In the front, the text says "god is a 'they'".

Building

14 views · Inessa :) · 3 years ago

me when i realized that buildings don't make earth any heavier cuz all the materials were already used on it.

A grayscale image of a stuffed dolphin with a tie around its neck. It has a single tear under its eye. Text below says: "And they ask you how you are, and you just have to say you're fine when you're not really fine."