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Anonymous

That would be one hell of a war if it actually happens in the future

The image shows a still from a movie with a text overlay: "Christians and Muslims coming together to fight against the degeneracy that is modern day Progressivism". The still shows two groups of soldiers from different armies shaking hands.

Daddy dick

brooo

A man with a bowl cut and long hair stares at the camera. The text on the image says, "Oliver got that lightskin stare."

TechPriestGotDrip

Look at it, it's a soulless green glob.

A close up shot of a slice of toast with mashed avocado shaped into Jabba the Hutt on top. The image includes a text message conversation with the question "What's is that?" followed by the answer "Jabbacado toast lol".

Chri5

Hum, women still bruh.

The image is a conversation in a messaging app between two people, with a text 'the opposite' in a message box. Below that is a man looking with a skeptical face.

Lostin Flowers

It's that time of year again. 🎄🎅🤶🎄

The image is split into two sections. On the left, "Father Christmas" is shown as a traditional Santa Claus, with a full white beard, a red suit with white trim, and a jolly expression. He is waving with both hands. The right side shows an alternative version labeled "Christmas Daddy". This Santa is more muscular with tattoos, a dark red coat with black fur trim and an intense look on his face. He has a tattoo on his arm saying 'Naughty' above 'Nice'.

I'm ¨not¨ drunk

wear sweatpants.

A pie chart titled "Things I Would Do During A Zombie Apocalypse." The largest section, colored red, represents "Get Really Excited That 'it's actually Happening!'" Other small sections include "Seek Refuge", "Get Weapons", "Raid Shops for Food", and "Make A Video Diary". Below the pie chart are the words: "THIS is what gets you killed."

Wade

A comic strip shows people dressed in Harry Potter costumes waiting outside a store with a sign that reads 'Midnight Sale'. The text reads 'THE PAST... "IT WAS THE EARLY 2000s. A TIME WHEN WE ALL LEARNED TO TAKE PRECAUTIONS AGAINST SPOILERS." I'VE AVOIDED READING NEWSPAPERS AND EVEN LOGGED OFF OF THE WORLD WIDE WEB TO MAKE SURE THAT THE NEW HARRY POTTER BOOK ISN'T RUINED FOR ME. "ME TOO! I'M NOT GOING TO CHECK MY GEOCITIES PAGE UNTIL I'M THROUGH THE BOOK!" MIDNIGHT SALE SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE! SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE! -OOOOOOOORRRRE! NOOOOOOOO!'. In the next panels, Deadpool in a Harry Potter themed cloak spoils the book.

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The meme shows a person, The Deep, in three panels. The first panel says "If guns don't kill people, people kill people." The second panel shows the same person with the text "Does that mean: toasters don't toast toast, toast toasts toast." The third panel shows the same person in black and white with the text "Deep thoughts with The Deep".

Heroin Monkey

A text transcript of a radio conversation between the British and the Irish. The British ship demands the Irish to change course, the Irish respond that they are a lighthouse.

Chunke Monke

it all makes sense now 😮😮😮

The image has the title "Cooties" followed by a definition. "Diseases that the opposite sex has that gives you a reason to not be around them. When you get older, cooties becomes known as 'STDs.'" It then gives two examples: "Age 8: 'Ewww... She has cooties, I can't talk to her!'" and "Age 15: 'Ewww... She has herpes, I can't sleep with her!'"

Toast ツ

The ham is in fact processed

A slab of processed ham with text describing the ham as an "unholy meat obelisk" and its processing as an "abhorrence" while also saying that it is a “declaration of mankind's contempt for the natural order”.

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a Reddit post. The question reads, "What is something illegal that you've done and gotten away with?" The top comment says, "So you know how some people have bowls of candy with a 'take one' sign out for Halloween? Well, I fucked a dead moose."

Why should you care

God is you... If you have a dog

A golden retriever puppy is sitting and looking up at the camera. The puppy has a cute expression. The puppy's feet are not in view. Two gray slippers are visible at the bottom of the image. The text says, "I taught Luna to sit. She was SO thrilled with the praise she got, that now, every time I turn around this is what I see. My heart!!!"

tabs1528

Three figures in armor, including Napoleon and Hitler. One figure says, "Me, going out without my jacket," while the text below reads, "thinking it's not gonna be that cold."

Heroin Monkey

A survey asking how likely someone is to recommend Windows 10 to a friend or colleague with a scale from 1 to 5. The explanation provided below states that people don't usually recommend operating systems randomly in conversations. Below the survey is written: "THIS IS NOT TRUE. Have you ever seen a linux user?"

Thoughtless

experiment

The post is a text-based message with several paragraphs detailing a hypothetical scenario involving gorillas and drugs in a shopping mall.

Heroin Monkey

When the FBI kicks down your door
while you beating your meat to the 500
terabytes of polygender midget furry
austismic monkey porn that you stole
+Kaylie D
My time has come

𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓰𝓸𝓴𝓾

A light gray cat with a furrowed brow looks at a "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?" style question. The question reads: "If you choose an answer to this question at random, what is the chance that you will be correct?" The possible answers are: A: 25%, B: 0%, C: 50%, D: 25%.

Daddy Cock

As a Samoan i caann confirm that were only have a couple sides of us mad funny angry and dedicated

The image shows a two-part meme. The top part features a smiling Shrek with the text "HAPPY SAMOAN" below him. The bottom part shows a raging Hulk with the text "ANGRY SAMOAN" underneath.

Jenny 😂

A bar graph showing how one finds lost items. The x-axis has three categories: "by searching for them", "forgetting and finding them a week later", and "MAMAAAAAA!". The y-axis shows the frequency of each occurrence with "MAMAAAAAA!" being the most common.

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